WHO WOULD YOU RATHER INVITE TO A PARTY, GOD or SATAN ?
WHAT THEY’D BRING:
GOD: A huge list of rules to ruin all of the fun for everyone.
SATAN: Probably a giant bag of skulls to help decorate.
WHAT THEY’D TALK ABOUT:
GOD: Odds are he’d spend the entire time complaining about how he had kids waaay too early.
SATAN: Still an unattached bachelor, he’d probably talk about all the gnarly sins he gets to hear about all day.
SENSE OF HUMOR:
GOD: His sense of humor is attributed to little coincidences, like seeing balloons when talking about balloons.
SATAN: He’ll explain how he quartered a degenerate gambler on a giant roulette table.
GOD: He’ll stumble outside and set your bushes on fire.
SATAN: HE PLAYS THE FIDDLE.
WOULD THEY HELP CLEAN UP:
GOD: Do you have flood insurance?
SATAN: Do you have fire insurance?