As far as I’m concerned, anyone who avoids such basic knowledge for such a long time deserves to be disappointed. He deserves worse, even! Maybe not, like, getting set on fire and pushed down a hill, but like, someone should flick him hard in the earlobe and give him a “you done did wasted yer life, ya goof!”

Hey, did you know sometimes I make videos for Dorkly? Of course you do, you know everything about me for some reason. It’s weird, your level of infatuation, but I’m not complaining. Anyway! Here’s my latest rambling monologue, where I pitch 5 remake ideas for movies that I like!