Bless Youon September 29, 2014 at 6:00 am
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER INVITE TO A PARTY, GOD or SATAN ?
WHAT THEY’D BRING:
GOD: A huge list of rules to ruin all of the fun for everyone.
SATAN: Probably a giant bag of skulls to help decorate.
WHAT THEY’D TALK ABOUT:
GOD: Odds are he’d spend the entire time complaining about how he had kids waaay too early.
SATAN: Still an unattached bachelor, he’d probably talk about all the gnarly sins he gets to hear about all day.
SENSE OF HUMOR:
GOD: His sense of humor is attributed to little coincidences, like seeing balloons when talking about balloons.
SATAN: He’ll explain how he quartered a degenerate gambler on a giant roulette table.
GOD: He’ll stumble outside and set your bushes on fire.
SATAN: HE PLAYS THE FIDDLE.
WOULD THEY HELP CLEAN UP:
GOD: Do you have flood insurance?
SATAN: Do you have fire insurance?
Well the cartoon devil anyway. That guy is always a bro.
but if it was the god from ‘god the devil and bob’ then that guy for sure.
So as a patreon backer, I feel I have the right to make requests.
1. The strip should deal with more moral problems about right and wrong. And every strip should have a lesson at the end.
2. The strip needs more cute anthropomorphic characters. Maybe a cat or something that is always getting into hijinks?
3. There should be an ongoing storyline. Right now it feels like I don’t know any of the characters and it is hard for me to feel invested in their individual plights. Longer storylines could help readers feel closer to the characters.
Thank you for making the changes mentioned.
If they’re accepting requests, my vote is for more turtles. Turtles all the way down.
As a patreon backer, I feel I have the right to negate these three requests.
Thank you for ignoring the changes mentioned.
Also please draw more centipede powered ponies, thx.
No, don’t think that’s how donations work
Is it bad that I read “Hush child, God is hungry” hearing the voices of Ned Flander’s children?
It’s not great.
Well yeah Satan is a better choice for a dinner party, but if you are eating out you want God. Satan would just stick you with the bill while God would make one order and then multiply it for each person at the table. Table for 10, order for 1.
When I was eating out your mother, she did seem to mention God a lot more than usual. At least, I think so. Always hard to tell when the leather mask is zipped…
So God would stiff the server, you mean.
ARGUMENTS BETWEEN THE GUESTS:
GOD: If you don’t throw Satan out he’ll deny heaven to you.
SATAN: Offers immortality if you let him stay.
ARGUMENTS BETWEEN GUESTS:
GOD: Will deny heaven to you if you don’t throw Satan out.
SATAN: Offers you immortality if you let him stay.
Satan’s got all around better party stories anyway. As long as you don’t mind cleaning hoof-prints out of your carpet
“HE PLAYS THE FIDDLE”
Calling it by a folksy name which implies a musical style doesn’t change the fact that a “fiddle” is just a violin. He plays the violin. As a party trick, that’s the gift that keeps on sucking. Still better than God’s whole “killing all the firstborn children” deal, but only because no one has to clean up a bunch of dead kids after a violin recital.
Or, at least, _fewer_ dead kids.
Actually… I think the insurance thing is Satan’s advantage too. Most people don’t have supplemental flood insurance.
The guy had about a 5 second interval where he could have said “damn you” and called them off.
Yeah, but if you passed out before Satan left, he would totally draw dicks on your face and post the pictures all over the internet.
Still better than God goig all Job on you.
Im really sorry, but i have to say this. The German Gesundheit just means health so it has nothing to do with god or religion. So a bunch of germans dragging him away makes no sense at all.