Google Chat has the incriminating feature of saving transcripts of every conversation that you’ve had through their service. Below are some highlights from the extensive conversations Tony and I have had instead of producing content for the site.

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Wes: pretty sexy
Tony: what’s more sexy is that the 21st most popular search query that directs people to our site is “eel ladies”
Wes: woooooooow

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Wes: i’m writing a quiz for my class
and i need to make 8 points come out of nowhere
Tony: “Check box for 8 points”
Wes: hahahaaa
Tony: or “Student, what is best in life?”
Wes: “To crush your enemies! to see them driven before you! And to hear the lamentation of the vimen.”
“No…”
“it was ‘Pottery.'”
“‘Pottery.'”

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Tony: 🙂
have you noticed that our comic seems to be very popular with the (german) body building community?
Wes: i noticed that
i was looking through the site stats in lab
and suddenly the screen filled with muscled germans at a variety of genders
Tony: 🙂

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In reference to our FAQ:
Wes: i had to put a filter on my spam folder to automatically not screen out emails that say “penis enlargement”
Tony: hahahah
do you get real ones?
Wes: strangely, no
just the fans offer it
Tony: dang
our penises will be small foreveeeeer.

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Wes: i tried to think of comic ideas during the hike
then i started thinking of comics that would be just cruel to you because of the drawing difficulty
like 200 chipmunks carrying off the mona lisa
Tony: WHERE’S THE PUNCHLINE
Wes: that your hand hurts

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Wes: oh cool
do you have a broom you don’t use?
Tony:
i use all of my brooms
Wes:
you suck
Tony:
quite frequently
Wes:
alright see you soon
Tony:
i’m not sure i even have a broom

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Tony: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Wes:
that’s a lot of butts

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Tony: i can hear wicked game by chris isaak through a wall
i am the only one here
and it’s spooky
i don’t know where it’s coming from
Wes:
that’s terrifying
Tony:
it’s quite loud
for something not coming from inside my building
🙁
😐
8 minutes
Tony:
the good news is that it seems to be on repeat.
Wes:
o thank god

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Wes: booger
Tony:
hahahhaha

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