Best of ASP Google Chaton September 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Google Chat has the incriminating feature of saving transcripts of every conversation that you’ve had through their service. Below are some highlights from the extensive conversations Tony and I have had instead of producing content for the site.
Wes: pretty sexy
Tony: what’s more sexy is that the 21st most popular search query that directs people to our site is “eel ladies”
Wes: i’m writing a quiz for my class
and i need to make 8 points come out of nowhere
Tony: “Check box for 8 points”
Tony: or “Student, what is best in life?”
Wes: “To crush your enemies! to see them driven before you! And to hear the lamentation of the vimen.”
“it was ‘Pottery.'”
have you noticed that our comic seems to be very popular with the (german) body building community?
Wes: i noticed that
i was looking through the site stats in lab
and suddenly the screen filled with muscled germans at a variety of genders
In reference to our FAQ:
Wes: i had to put a filter on my spam folder to automatically not screen out emails that say “penis enlargement”
do you get real ones?
Wes: strangely, no
just the fans offer it
our penises will be small foreveeeeer.
Wes: i tried to think of comic ideas during the hike
then i started thinking of comics that would be just cruel to you because of the drawing difficulty
like 200 chipmunks carrying off the mona lisa
Tony: WHERE’S THE PUNCHLINE
Wes: that your hand hurts
Wes: oh cool
do you have a broom you don’t use?
Tony: i use all of my brooms
Wes: you suck
Tony: quite frequently
Wes: alright see you soon
Tony: i’m not sure i even have a broom
Tony: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Wes: that’s a lot of butts
Tony: i can hear wicked game by chris isaak through a wall
i am the only one here
and it’s spooky
i don’t know where it’s coming from
Wes: that’s terrifying
Tony: it’s quite loud
for something not coming from inside my building
Tony: the good news is that it seems to be on repeat.
Wes: o thank god
I sort of want to see a 200 chipmunks carrying off the Mona Lisa comic.
i deff want to see one
I almost pooped myself because of the hilarity of these convos. ALMOST.
I now am enjoying the two best things in life.
So…you DID end up pooping yourself?
If only my friends were as witty as you two
Story of my life.
I want to impregnate your mothers
This is almost as amazing as the first hidden comic.