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You can't train a shark to wear a fez and ride a bicycle. Why? Because that would be too precious.
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Shark Pathos

by Wes & Tony on July 28, 2008 at 12:00 am
└ Tags: Invisible Stewart, Wade

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  1. Padraic
    June 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    Sharks are asshole

    • Stealth PuNinja
      November 24, 2009 at 6:00 pm | # | Reply

      So, sharks collectively are an asshole?

      • IHATEGOD
        February 3, 2010 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

        assholes sharks are

        • Jared
          March 11, 2010 at 6:23 pm | # | Reply

          Fuck Sharks!

          • BigBadRichard
            April 14, 2010 at 6:36 am | # | Reply

            Hmmm, assholes sharks are.

            • squirrel
              May 10, 2010 at 9:37 am | # | Reply

              maybe that one shark just had an asshole personality

              • Sean
                August 27, 2010 at 2:58 am | # | Reply

                Fuck all sharks. You cant go on a shark by shark basis.

                • the irony
                  February 10, 2011 at 4:28 am | #

                  megabox!!!!

          • kumquat
            May 11, 2010 at 8:35 am | # | Reply

            You are all wrong. Sharks are awesome, they are just tragically hungry.
            Fuck dolphins.

        • poodle of darkness
          March 6, 2011 at 2:10 pm | # | Reply

          strong with the force, this one is

        • Trollin hork
          October 2, 2011 at 8:29 pm | # | Reply

          Y would u hate god?

    • WaffleJesus
      February 3, 2011 at 2:41 am | # | Reply

      There’s that invisible stewart again…

      • Fuipui
        February 5, 2011 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

        SHARKS ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD! *sob*

      • poodle of darkness
        March 6, 2011 at 2:11 pm | # | Reply

        SHE SEES ALL

      • Clickery
        August 22, 2011 at 6:58 am | # | Reply

        I picture him swimming about in the background with scuba gear.

  2. timmy
    June 23, 2009 at 6:32 am | # | Reply

    Sharks: Serial Killers of the Ocean.

    • Sotesf
      July 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

      or are they just copycats of prehistoric seriel killers

      • Brooke
        August 19, 2009 at 10:37 pm | # | Reply

        Sharks are prehistoric.

        • Anonymous
          November 29, 2009 at 5:18 pm | # | Reply

          How are they prehistoric if they’re a part of history; and they exist today?

          • Fakename McNotreal
            December 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply

            Magic.

            • BigBadRichard
              April 14, 2010 at 6:39 am | # | Reply

              Anonymous just because something is here now dosent mean it cant be prehistoric. Like turtles, they have been around almost twice as long as sharks.

              • Anonymous
                June 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm | # | Reply

                so has oxygen do you have a point?

                • Kay
                  July 9, 2010 at 12:53 pm | #

                  they are prehistoric because they were around before (pre) history (histo) was written down by Rick (ric).
                  pre+histo+ric=prehistoric
                  Just because they are still here now doesn’t mean they were not around back in the day.

                • JustARandomBabbler
                  November 26, 2010 at 10:05 am | #

                  Y’know, when you think about it, if oxygen is prehistoric that means there’s no such thing as “fresh air.” Dang.

                • maxedout58
                  December 14, 2010 at 2:06 pm | #

                  yes there is such a thing as fresh air….. plants after photosynthesis emit newly created oxygen

                • Dessa
                  December 15, 2010 at 2:24 am | #

                  Maxed out, plants don’t create oxygen.

                • chemistererer
                  April 7, 2011 at 7:11 am | #

                  Plants DO emit oxygen, during photocyntacy. Thy emit oxy, and consume carbon dye oxy… not necessary in that order

        • Thinkin'
          July 21, 2010 at 7:20 am | # | Reply

          Kinda like smelly cavemen

          • Yeah!
            January 30, 2011 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

            Only in America! Am I right or what?!!?

    • m
      December 1, 2009 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

      (Y)
      Humanity: killer of the world

  3. Jeremy
    June 26, 2009 at 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    Skoora, the gentle shark.

    • me
      April 15, 2010 at 10:37 am | # | Reply

      i no ;]

  4. Sotesf
    July 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    if you’re gonna bleed in the mouth of a shark..might as hurt it doing so
    …always take viagra before swimming….

    • Mordoz Lord of Cookies
      January 17, 2010 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

      WHAT? O.o

  5. Teng
    July 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    lol, the hidden pic reminds me of the old SNL shark attack skits

    • Vron
      September 18, 2009 at 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      Candygram!

  6. Baal Zebub
    October 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    LOL on the hidden text 😀

  7. bananasloth
    November 27, 2009 at 9:42 am | # | Reply

    sharks are the assholes of the sea 🙁 but the hidden comic almost made me fall off my chair!

  8. keikii
    December 25, 2009 at 1:35 am | # | Reply

    Fish are friends, not food!

  9. Mirakei
    February 6, 2010 at 6:03 am | # | Reply

    Reminds me of the sharks in Finding Nemo

  10. Ellie
    April 19, 2010 at 9:57 pm | # | Reply

    I love looking at the ones invisible Stewart are in. I try to imagine where he is.

  11. jay
    August 23, 2010 at 4:00 pm | # | Reply

    fish are friends.
    not food.

  12. Zack
    September 28, 2010 at 6:51 pm | # | Reply

    So…nobody noticed that goldfish are a freshwater fish and that is the ocean? Just sayin’.

  13. Oah!
    February 7, 2011 at 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    I love that fish

  14. rush357753
    March 4, 2011 at 9:48 am | # | Reply

    This hurts me more than it hurs you! :,( lol

  15. Manners
    April 7, 2011 at 7:14 am | # | Reply

    No one thought that shark no to speak with its mouth full?

  16. Matro
    May 12, 2011 at 10:55 pm | # | Reply

    assholes are sharks, sharks are assholes, but are assholes sharks and are sharks assholes?

  17. ThisGuy
    July 11, 2011 at 7:55 pm | # | Reply

    That would be soooo precious!

  18. Turtle
    December 27, 2011 at 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    I imagine him to be kind of like Bruce from finding nemo

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