I think it’s Albert Einstein who said, “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” First of all, way to pat yourself on the back, buddy. Yeah, yeah, we get it, your theories and discoveries have allowed us to end all life on Earth. Good job. My projects are going great, thank you for asking.

And also, World War IV? Are you sure we’re going to just keep numbering them like that? Given the way everything else goes, we’d probably reboot the franchise by then, or at least start mixing up the title scheme. We’d probably get something like World War: The First Class and World War 2: Havana Nights.

So anyway, keep an eye out for the new trilogy. I hear Disney is producing but they’re still going for a grittier, darker, more grounded reboot of the franchise. Maybe adding some comic relief. And I have heard talks of giving WWII a more relatable villain.