Army Dreamson October 21, 2013 at 5:00 am
I think it’s Albert Einstein who said, “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” First of all, way to pat yourself on the back, buddy. Yeah, yeah, we get it, your theories and discoveries have allowed us to end all life on Earth. Good job. My projects are going great, thank you for asking.
And also, World War IV? Are you sure we’re going to just keep numbering them like that? Given the way everything else goes, we’d probably reboot the franchise by then, or at least start mixing up the title scheme. We’d probably get something like World War: The First Class and World War 2: Havana Nights.
So anyway, keep an eye out for the new trilogy. I hear Disney is producing but they’re still going for a grittier, darker, more grounded reboot of the franchise. Maybe adding some comic relief. And I have heard talks of giving WWII a more relatable villain.
World War II: Electric Boogaloo
He’s actually still in the war, but he thinks he’s at home . . . because of the drugs
That man is terrible at Heroin.
Nice touch with the stabby-thing in his arm…
I am really loving the “journal” entries. They are awesome.
Why would anyone wish for being the worst kind of hobo?
This all seems too familiar.. Is that the same man who ended up in the gutter before, or is that the drugs talking?
It took me a bit to realize how they were breathing without wearing their helmets, and now I just feel stupid.
so he’s like jack form lost.
I love it when people know a LITTLE history.
As if Einstein invented the idea of advancing technology.
Or that without Einstein Nuclear Weapons would have never been invented.
Now, now. The author is providing free-form incoherent babble for _free_: there are religious authorities who charge big bucks for that, you know.
oh the irony
I’ve seen every ASP comic and I think this is one if the very best ones. Great toon guys, well done :)))))
WWII: And the Chamber of Secrets
Hey, he’s put some work into realizing his dreams! Do you know how hard it is to raise the money for heroin when you’re a homeless, crazed hobo?
World War II: The Wrath of Khan