Best of Spamon June 14, 2009 at 3:00 am
A modest fetid pile of spammy comments tends to build up at ASP. Here are some of my favorites and first impressions (note: all of the links have been removed because if everyone’s penis is enhanced, no one’s is)
“Check out the new Mexican Swine Flu Ringtone”
Does it come with SARS wallpaper?
“Good article, Thanks. Thanks.”
We changed this person’s life with a post about dinosaurs.
“I want to find good pop music. Help me please.”
Are you on an abstract scavenger hunt?
“Amoxicillin….Amoxicillin. Amoxicillin 500 mg facts. Canine dosage for amoxicillin for sinus infection. How quickly does amoxicillin work. Amoxicillin order mexico mexican. Can i drink beer if i m taking amoxicillin?!”
My best guess is that this was written by an alcoholic Wolfman with sinusitis.
“Is the museum open on Sunday?”
…sure. But they might close an hour earlier.
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You, sir, are a pioneer.
“Good article, Thanks. my name Philip.”
My name Phillip. I bring porn links.
These are the mumblings of depressed zombies.