''YOU EVER BEEN DR. PEPPER BOARDED?''
Hey everyone! Here are some items from the SUPER secret menu, that you should order next time you get a chance:
A Burger with EXTRA Cheese – Like a burger, but with additional cheese!
A Burrito – Ordered from a burger place, they are legally required to go find one.
Ghost Droppings – Glowing traces of the supernatural, usually from fast food joints with a long, storied history or built above a burial ground.
A Whole Turkey – Keep in mind for Thanksgiving!
A Car Tire – Bring an appetite!
“Actually, two of those” – This secret phrase doubles the quantity of the previous item.
An Empty Bag – Save yourself the trouble of eating anything.
A Car Tire with Cheese – Bring an appetite, plus cheese!
So when you’re choking down cheese-soaked rubber, think of me!