Check it out! There’s a comic up there! We managed to make it happen even though Wes was busy freezing a smile onto his face forever while Tony got caught up on the news.
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Check it out! There’s a comic up there! We managed to make it happen even though Wes was busy freezing a smile onto his face forever while Tony got caught up on the news.
Hey everyone! It’s me, Tony! A couple years back I helped my friends Jordan and Kevin with a movie they were making, AND NOW IT’S OUT!! It’s called ThanksKilling, it’s super good and super funny, and I’m not just saying that because I helped write jokes for it! I also did some cool animation n’ stuff!
(Yeah, so the trailer has the wrong year it in, BUT NOW IT’S THE RIGHT YEAR!!)
You can buy it! You can rent it! You can stream it instantly on Netflix! You really have no reason not to check it out, so DO!
http://www.thankskillingmovie.com/
Presenting the winners of the ASP Anniversary Contest! All of the honorable mentions and winners have been contacted. Honorable mentions here and here.
Fourth Place
“5 Word Summaries” by Robbie A.
5-Word Descriptions of Every Comic
Obviously a lot of work went into this list, but the thing that sold us on the idea of adding fourth place as a category was the phrase “Child’s wish animates a dildo.”
Click here for the daunting list!
Third Place
“Two Clouds and a Rainbow” by Aurelio M.
Animation based on “Two Clouds and a Rainbow”
He made a meteorological humiliation even cuter. Bonus points for using Futura font for the title card. Seems somebody read our FAQ.
Second Place
“Bad Halloween” by Jeremy M.
Splicing of a handful of comics.
This made us laugh harder than any of the other entries. (Fun Fact: this is the guy who won last year)
First Place
“Here be Monsters” by Sam V.
Illustration Inspired by “Here Be Monsters”
So beautifully crafted, you almost forget that it’s about a MOTHER WITNESSING THE LOSS OF HER CHILD.
Nice work this year! We received a ton of great entries!
Due to the high volume of quality entries, we will be displaying the results in three installments. All of the honorable mentions and winners have been contacted. Today we are posting the second half (first half here) of the honorable mentions and then finally the winners on Thursday!
Best Storyline
“Beer Money/Hard Day’s Work” by George R.
Video Inspired by “Hard Day’s Work” and “Beer Money”
Was well-made and it looked like it was filmed over several hours, but the video itself claimed that it looked like it was done in an hour. We’ll have to defer to the video on this one.
Best use of Real Children
“The First Day” by Mister S.
Photographs Inspired by “The First Day”
Mister S. alerted us in his email that he is an actual school teacher which means he was using an actual student to recreate violence, which meant putting his actual job at stake for a t-shirt. That takes balls and we respect that.
Most Edible
“oh well i got killed by a fork” by Samantha S.
Cake Inspired by “Oh Well”
This entry was made entirely of cake! Honorable mention for making death delicious.
Most Actual Restaurant
“Fortune Cookies” by Margaret D.
Photo Inspired by “Fortune Cookies”
Kudos for using a real restaurant. The happy family in the background contrasts with the despair quite nicely.
Best Duck
“Batbear” by Pedro S.
Pictures inspired by “Selection”
Look at that duck.
Most Freaky What the Fuck Wow Awesome
“No Fuck With Me” by Charlie S.
Journey Beyond the Veil Inspired by “Shoulder Pain”
We wanted to pick this guy as a winner but we were too afraid to talk to him.
Nice work! Stay tuned tomorrow for the winners!
