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'When I eat corn I think of mom, and then I usually think of her again the next day in the late afternoon.'
lol
The real reason you cry when you cut onions is because they are actually sentient beings that can only scream in the ultrasonic…they make you sad subconsciously.
LOL that is a genius concept
it is a genius concept, the real reason i eat meat is because plants have souls too
lol what about the poor cows and chickens?
But then again, I guess Vegetables are practically eaten alive. ^_^
noooo!!!!!!
you cry cause theres some kind of acid that comes off the onion when you cut it, and it makes your eyes burn
to make it so you dont cry, cut it near an open flame
thank you food channel xD
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Let me clear this up. Your eyes have no reaction to the acid GAS coming from the cut onion. When you smell onions your brain makes your eyes cry. Your eyes dont burn at all. If your eyes burnt when ever you cut onions you would have quite the flaming eyes.
Onions release Sulfur Trioxide in the onion juice, which readily evaporates. When this hits the water in your eyes, it reacts (SO3 + H2O = H2SO4) to form sulphuric acid. Which burns. And makes you cry, which adds water to make more acid, which burns and makes you cry some more.
Keeping the onion cold = less evaporation = less tears. Other ideas involve wearing sunglasses to keep it out of your eyes. I hadn’t heard of the open flame before. Wonder what that does.
mmmm…onions…i like onions
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ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ÑAM!
(sing it with the Surfin´USA melody
Wut. You’re supposed to freeze them before.
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Supper box?
What’s it mean if you don’t cry then? Does this make me an unrepentant serial killer?
…i hope not, i seriously do…but if its true…my body counts just went up…actually, this could be a good thing…i will now have the highest score of bodies out of my friends…we compete ^^
truly,truly deep….nipples
do u cry still if u have eye lens on?
son, i am disappoint..
lol x3
LMAO hidden comic
what an ugly little baby girl…..
and a beautiful onion!
The best thing about eating corn is that no matter how you eat it, it still comes out corn on the cob….unless you have a stomach bug when you eat it, then it comes out as creamed corn
I.. don’t know whether to vomit or laugh.
Maybe I can do both at the same time.
umm….if comes out “on th cob,” I’d be worried…’cause that would mean that you the entire “corn on the cob” and not just the “corn kernels” (which is the only real edible part of corn anyway)…either that, or you swallowed the whole thing entirely.
I hate it when I accidentally the entire corn.
oh you
AUGH hidden comic is priceless.
the hidden comic
lol
ta da! THE onion
“I love you onion!”
This is actually quite sad…
she’s hot!
No nipples?
Onions don’t have nipples….
Actually, there are microscopic nipples covering the entire onion, which emit sulfur TRIoxide, causing you to cry. This is only true of the sweet and red onion variety,
hey look its invisible stewart…
hahahahahaha
Stewart is one creepy guy
hmm seems that invisible stewart is on alot of comics