Newton’s 4th Law
Newton’s 4th law of emotion: Everything is stupid and everything sucks, I HATE IT I HATE IT.
what? why doesnt this one have more comments? like, i dont know, something in reference to galileo’s canon ball(s) experiment at the leaning town of pisa that demonstrated why newtons rock is totally in the wrong place on the last frame!
Newton reaches a faster terminal velocity because of the sheer density of his depression.
Or he just jumped off the bridge and drug the rock with him. Its not falling slower, its falling later.
Simple: The rock is the one attempting suicide.
How did no one get that?
I got it =]
and I’m just leaving a comment because I love the way they organize in to boxes when you reply to someone xDDD
Same here. High five!
Pyramid high- 5!!
hi 10 over here!!! woop-woop, raise the roof! …lol
awww…. no more levels 🙁
That means we’re on top
I’m just commenting to start another comment chain.
Explain plz? >.<
Actually, it looks like he rested the rock on the ledge, leaped off, and used his own velocity traveling away from the bridge to pull the rock into freefall. This would give Mr. Newton quite the head start.
i love the expression on his face on the last panel!!!!!! LOL
Yeah, that’s what I call determination.
It so reminds me of the look on the faces of the “Lemmings” characters in one of the manuals. Appropriate.
lolz great monty python dying tree reference in the hidden comic!
Where is the hidden comic?
if you place your courser on the top edge of the comic, then move it to the right till a “?” appears (just off the edge of the panel). click that
normally i just read for fun-don’t laugh. this made me crack up
Finally a web comic that is actually funny. So many of these comics just suck, but ASP is consistently funny! Thank you so much.
Ah, Sir Isaac, knowledge of Gravity alone isn’t enough. You need to learn about elasticity, momentum and a whole bunch of other stuff before you can invent bungee jumping.
He’s not bungee jumping… he’s committing suicide.
Guys, he’s not committing suicide, he’s just teaching his pet rock how to fly 8]
Galileo tried to disprove Aristotle’s theory that heavier objects of the same material fall faster than lighter ones… The heavier objects don’t fall faster, they just hit harder.
(Although, lighter ones are more easily affected by extra factors, such as wind. With rocks shouldn’t count for too much though.)
He obviously just doesn’t want to be swept away by the current.
Truly, base jumping is the measure of man. Not Newton, he strikes me as a clever writer and person. So…huh?
Actually newton was driven insane by mercury poison and did things like sticking a needle in his eye socket to see what would happen
you get stoned a lot dont you?
Wow, Newton could lift rocks like a serious mo*&!@#uc?@r! Damn!
I guess he’s the ancestor of the other super guy that can’t kill himself from the (much) later comic.
I’d like to think that was Newton’s depressed son and Newton, knowing how gravity works, dragged the stone there earlier for his boy.
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