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'When I eat corn I think of mom, and then I usually think of her again the next day in the late afternoon.'
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Onions

by Wes & Tony on July 17, 2008 at 12:00 am
└ Tags: Invisible Stewart

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  1. Fro
    June 18, 2009 at 9:36 am | # | Reply

    lol

  2. timmy
    June 23, 2009 at 6:30 am | # | Reply

    The real reason you cry when you cut onions is because they are actually sentient beings that can only scream in the ultrasonic…they make you sad subconsciously. 🙁

    • Marlon
      July 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm | # | Reply

      LOL that is a genius concept

      • burshigi
        July 13, 2009 at 11:08 pm | # | Reply

        it is a genius concept, the real reason i eat meat is because plants have souls too

        • Tara
          July 15, 2009 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

          lol what about the poor cows and chickens?

          But then again, I guess Vegetables are practically eaten alive. ^_^

          • lol
            September 4, 2009 at 4:17 pm | # | Reply

            noooo!!!!!!
            you cry cause theres some kind of acid that comes off the onion when you cut it, and it makes your eyes burn

            to make it so you dont cry, cut it near an open flame

            thank you food channel xD

            • ShaggE
              September 5, 2009 at 2:01 am | # | Reply

              Congratulations! You have completely missed the point of Fro’s joke! You deserve a medal, friend.

              • timmy
                September 27, 2009 at 11:58 am | # | Reply

                Congratulations! You have completely misspelled my name! You deserve a medal, friend.

                • Medal awarder
                  September 27, 2009 at 7:51 pm | #

                  Congratulations! You have just done a good job of mocking his mocking of you! You deserve a medal, friend.

                • Jobdone
                  September 29, 2009 at 5:30 am | #

                  Congratulations! C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

                • Medal Awarder Awarder
                  January 31, 2010 at 10:07 pm | #

                  Congratulations, Medal Awarder for awarding medals! Here is a medal. For awarding medals.

                • kevix
                  April 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm | #

                  Let me clear this up. Your eyes have no reaction to the acid GAS coming from the cut onion. When you smell onions your brain makes your eyes cry. Your eyes dont burn at all. If your eyes burnt when ever you cut onions you would have quite the flaming eyes.

                • Q
                  May 10, 2010 at 11:13 pm | #

                  Onions release Sulfur Trioxide in the onion juice, which readily evaporates. When this hits the water in your eyes, it reacts (SO3 + H2O = H2SO4) to form sulphuric acid. Which burns. And makes you cry, which adds water to make more acid, which burns and makes you cry some more.
                  Keeping the onion cold = less evaporation = less tears. Other ideas involve wearing sunglasses to keep it out of your eyes. I hadn’t heard of the open flame before. Wonder what that does.

                • i like onions
                  August 25, 2010 at 7:03 pm | #

                  mmmm…onions…i like onions
                  ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ñam ÑAM!
                  (sing it with the Surfin´USA melody :D)

            • SexyCakes
              April 9, 2010 at 3:41 pm | # | Reply

              Wut. You’re supposed to freeze them before.
              Fires ftl

              • WHAT!?!
                June 13, 2010 at 10:32 pm | # | Reply

                SUPER BOX!!!

                • AfroDUDE
                  June 22, 2010 at 5:17 am | #

                  THIS IS THE SUPER BOX

                • You
                  August 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm | #

                  Supper box?

    • songteller
      November 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm | # | Reply

      What’s it mean if you don’t cry then? Does this make me an unrepentant serial killer?

      • Kaida
        May 1, 2010 at 9:48 am | # | Reply

        …i hope not, i seriously do…but if its true…my body counts just went up…actually, this could be a good thing…i will now have the highest score of bodies out of my friends…we compete ^^

    • cf
      July 16, 2010 at 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      truly,truly deep….nipples

    • hello there
      October 31, 2010 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

      do u cry still if u have eye lens on?

    • Vociferous
      January 27, 2011 at 1:24 pm | # | Reply

      son, i am disappoint..

  3. Davis T
    June 23, 2009 at 11:14 am | # | Reply

    lol x3

  4. MasterBlak
    June 29, 2009 at 10:08 am | # | Reply

    LMAO hidden comic

  5. Sydney Lovely
    July 6, 2009 at 2:21 pm | # | Reply

    what an ugly little baby girl…..

    • ShainaTraina
      July 10, 2009 at 7:48 pm | # | Reply

      and a beautiful onion!

  6. Billy
    July 17, 2009 at 12:06 pm | # | Reply

    The best thing about eating corn is that no matter how you eat it, it still comes out corn on the cob….unless you have a stomach bug when you eat it, then it comes out as creamed corn

    • Vron
      September 18, 2009 at 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      I.. don’t know whether to vomit or laugh.
      Maybe I can do both at the same time.

    • Samba
      October 31, 2009 at 10:28 am | # | Reply

      umm….if comes out “on th cob,” I’d be worried…’cause that would mean that you the entire “corn on the cob” and not just the “corn kernels” (which is the only real edible part of corn anyway)…either that, or you swallowed the whole thing entirely.

      • Ahmad
        March 3, 2010 at 3:55 pm | # | Reply

        I hate it when I accidentally the entire corn.

        • JeiC
          March 14, 2010 at 12:19 pm | # | Reply

          oh you

  7. rainbowfish
    August 26, 2009 at 8:41 pm | # | Reply

    AUGH hidden comic is priceless.

  8. Satyam
    November 23, 2009 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

    the hidden comic
    lol
    ta da! THE onion

  9. Fluffy
    January 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    “I love you onion!”

  10. bummer
    February 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm | # | Reply

    This is actually quite sad…

  11. johnny s
    March 5, 2010 at 3:05 pm | # | Reply

    she’s hot!

  12. Aric
    April 26, 2010 at 11:53 pm | # | Reply

    No nipples?

    • ashitaka42
      May 10, 2010 at 8:28 am | # | Reply

      Onions don’t have nipples….

      • ROFLIMP
        August 16, 2010 at 11:41 am | # | Reply

        Actually, there are microscopic nipples covering the entire onion, which emit sulfur TRIoxide, causing you to cry. This is only true of the sweet and red onion variety,

  13. Evilrootbeer
    September 11, 2010 at 10:52 pm | # | Reply

    hey look its invisible stewart…

  14. shiv_robocop
    November 5, 2010 at 4:29 am | # | Reply

    hahahahahaha

  15. Drake
    December 11, 2010 at 2:54 am | # | Reply

    Stewart is one creepy guy

  16. Not so secret
    February 8, 2011 at 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    hmm seems that invisible stewart is on alot of comics

  17. Alex
    November 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm | # | Reply

    I googled “dad loved onions so much” to find this comic and couldn’t, so I’m typing it here in case this happens again.

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