Fearless Predictions for the New Year
on January 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm- Due to global slowing, October will come one month after November.
- Crime will start paying, but with high health insurance premiums.
- The dead will rise when a cemetery explodes. Then they’ll fall.
- Bears will become illegal.
- The spell will be broken and Julia Roberts will turn back into a pumpkin.
- Free ice cream for everyone! … Just kidding. Plague.
- Everyone gets fatter.
- Walt Disney will be thawed when they discover a cure for casual racism.
- All forms of currency will be replaced with bullets and pogs.
- The usual shitstorm.
Wait bears are legal NOW????
WOOO BEAR
PARTY AT MY PLACE
Some of theese predictions clash with my new years resoloution, survive the year.
Oh that’s just typical- I paid good money for the plague last year…
I don’t think I’ll survive this year. Darn, I was looking forward to Duke Nukem Forever.
Hahaha my collection of pogs is finally worth something
So does this mean Slammers will be worth more? I still have my pogs too.
… and what if the plague was spread from the free ice-cream? I could totally see this as a continuation of the rapebot5000 or Launch nukes holocaust clip.
I’ll give you 50 pogs for your shoes.
I never would have predicted the October-to-November thing.