Fearless Predictions for the New Yearon January 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm
- Due to global slowing, October will come one month after November.
- Crime will start paying, but with high health insurance premiums.
- The dead will rise when a cemetery explodes. Then they’ll fall.
- Bears will become illegal.
- The spell will be broken and Julia Roberts will turn back into a pumpkin.
- Free ice cream for everyone! … Just kidding. Plague.
- Everyone gets fatter.
- Walt Disney will be thawed when they discover a cure for casual racism.
- All forms of currency will be replaced with bullets and pogs.
- The usual shitstorm.
Wait bears are legal NOW????
PARTY AT MY PLACE
Some of theese predictions clash with my new years resoloution, survive the year.
Oh that’s just typical- I paid good money for the plague last year…
I don’t think I’ll survive this year. Darn, I was looking forward to Duke Nukem Forever.
Hahaha my collection of pogs is finally worth something
So does this mean Slammers will be worth more? I still have my pogs too.
… and what if the plague was spread from the free ice-cream? I could totally see this as a continuation of the rapebot5000 or Launch nukes holocaust clip.
I’ll give you 50 pogs for your shoes.
I never would have predicted the October-to-November thing.