Magical Kingdom of Bluster, Fable #1on December 27, 2008 at 9:18 pm
On an average, normal, typical, blustery day in the Magic Kingdom of Bluster, a sullen looking Princess sullenly skulked into the town tavern. For hours she moped at the bar all mopey-like until the bartender finally asked her,
“What’s wrong, Princess?”
Tears welled behind her eyes and her lip quivered in a most quivering fashion and she belched a reply,
“All the frogs I try to kiss keep turning into princes.”
Epilogue: She dies alone.
Moral of the Fable: Everything is terrible.