Boxingon August 4, 2014 at 12:00 am
Want to play a game?? Okay, see if you can spot what these three things have in common:
• Having sex with someone for money
• Fighting a stranger
• Setting up boobytraps in public places
Give up? These are all things that you would go to jail for but are perfectly legal if you put it on camera. That’s right, between pornography, combat sports, and prank shows, we’ve proven that deliberately filming something makes it no longer a crime. It’s a winning formula, and I believe it’s commonly known that the enduring success of Jackass is finding ways to combine all three of those activities and getting it on camera.
Now that’s some hot knowledge right there. This means that we absolutely should strap a GoPro onto our heads, find the nearest 7-11, and start cramming our pockets with Snickers bars. “Don’t worry, mister clerk, it’s just a prank show! I was pranking you for my hilarious YouTube channel. Gotcha!” Be sure to say all of this while jamming Snickers bar after Snickers bar in your face.
So go out there and commit those crimes, and don’t forget to hit “record!”
So sad, so true…
also, the fact the guy can continue speaking while getting punched is pretty remarkable
“Die a little bit for squares of paper.” Yup, that’s appropriate for a Monday.
The weird thing to me is that teen sex is the opposite. Everyone’s all “oh well they’ll do it anyway, just encourage them and let them do whatever they want”.. oh unless someone films it. Then it’s a crime, even if they’re the ones filming it.
and what about all that “you can’t rape and pillage anymore, this isn’t the middle-ages!” and yet the government can do it just fine! Madness I tell you!
Shut up and take my squares of paper!…nah it’s not becoming a thing
“WHAT IF YOU PAID ME THIS MUCH TO BEAT UP PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE WORLD A BAD PLACE?”
Tried that with Muhammad Ali. Except instead of “people who make the world a bad place”, it was just any Vietnamese person, and instead of “paid me this much”, it was “shipped me overseas and made me scrounge for my life”
They are not squares! They are rectangles!
I’m with Nabend1401! I’m extremely bothered by hearing them called squares! (Its okay Wes & Tony, I came up with a plan to save your webcomic from this scandal. You need to write a comic showing that, in their universe, currency is square. Put some strippers in there too. And that guy Howard from the comic about the duck painting at the art gallery… the one who looks like Louis C.K.)
Someones been in a bit of a nihilist/existential crisis mode lately, hmmm?
You might want to use one of those snickers bars on the clerk in a sexual manner, too. Just to be safe.
Wow, a philosopher pugilist. Anything is possible in this world!