Pop Quizon February 24, 2014 at 6:00 am
We need new swear words. At this point I feel like the old ones are all worn out, and we need new and exciting curses to freshen up the ol’ vernacular. Here are some ideas to get the conversation started:
Bloomin’ – Pulled from the minor leagues of cursing, would make “Bloomin’ Onion” a much more interesting appetizer.
Gaggle – Inspired by the popular-but-tired “bitch,” this term borrowed from the animal kingdom can refer to a group of terrible people (since the original refers to a group of terrible animals).
woot! – I just want people to feel bad about saying this.
And that’s just the beginning! Let’s release new swears every year; “I can’t wait to see the 2015 lineup, I hear they’re rebooting ‘crap.’ ”
We should make the words “swear” and “cuss” taboo. No one would be able to scold others for their language because they would be automatic hypocrites! It’s perfect! PERFECT!
“Mind the fucking words that come out of your mouth! Ah ah! I didn’t say ‘swear’ or ‘cuss’…”
I didn’t say it was perfect
I work with a lady that yells “LANGUAGE” any time anyone says anything even approaching a swear. …so of course…I do it all the time.
All Masters and PhD thesis documents must be created using Microsoft Word, so we can ensure the minimum number of curses are automatically generated while you try to set up the proper document margins and formatting.
You haven’t used Word for a while, have you…
Public places: church, weddings. What swear vocabulary is good there? You could probably get away with ‘oh God’ and ‘Jesus Christ.’
You guys are comic sans, Wes and Tony
That’s perhaps the most offensive curse I’ve ever come across! Wash your mouth out with soap! WASH IT!!!
Bloomin was already used in South Park.
In the army we already use gaggle. However we use it for a fucked up formation, as in “Gaggle-fuck,…Attention!” when an officer strolls on by.
You GOAT SUCKER!!! (chupacabra)
more new swears plz
I think “cloaca” should be more vulgar than it is. I guess, theoretically, it’s no different than Francine’s little gem about being “ripped from her V to her A” (exact quote, euphemism in original).
That should totally be a thing.
“This is bullshit…got to be fucking kidding me”
THIS is what passes for academic level cussing now-a-days? No wonder our young adults are swearing at a remedial level; they’re being handed out A’s by these “no child left behind” trogliditeae licking bustle-cunts who call themselves professors.
Jai, or is it that the profs only grade on a curve?