Garden Of Edenon February 20, 2014 at 5:00 am
Dicks! Everyone’s got ’em! Hell, most of us got too many of them! If you’re looking for some Cool Uses for the extra dicks you may have lying around your house/apartment/storage unit, here are a few ideas:
• Lawn darts: Throw ’em in the air, watch them lodge themselves in the grass. Teabag your way to a good time!
• Drain Rooter: Tie a few of those suckers together, shove ’em down your clogged shower drain, give em a rub and blast pesky hair clots to kingdom come.
• Jump Rope: After you’re done with the shower, hand that flaccid dick rope to the kids and let them have some fun in the yard. “Cinderella, Dressed in Yella!” Always a classic!
• Ruler: Measure items four inches or under with an average sized dick! If you have an extra big object, measure it with an extra super big dick (~5 inches)
• Thermos: A hollowed out dick makes a great thermos.
• Throne: Turn that sad pile of dicks in the corner of your den into the centerpiece of your home! Grab some Krazy Glue and get creative!
• A Full Sized Sex Doll: Craft a mate out of several hundred dicks. Make a man or a woman, it’s up to you! So is whatever you choose to do with it 😉
That was unsafe for work and unsafe for my brain.
Yeah, I like my ASP nudity-free. Nudity is fine, but ASP nudity is like, well, this.
I wonder what is it like to be fucked with such a monstrous cock!
YEAH I WONDER
Probably a lot like death via being ripped in half.
Where’s god’s foreskin?
Oh my god. It’s full of stars!
Is god not circumcised? what a hypocrite, I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK.
It’s always weird to me how people think this is where body shame comes from
it doesn’t say “they made clothes out of leaves then walked around like everything was normal” now does it.
they made bush costumes and hid in a bush. any time you’re not hiding in a bush you’re just as ‘naked’ as they were.
heh heh, kingdom come.
That hidden comic…why?
Because dick, that’s why.
You guys have broken into new territory.
This will go down as one of the greatest comics in ASP history.
Not everyone has a dick.
Halo in hidden comic is epic. But now I wonder if God’s poops get a halo too as they emerge.
No, no, no, Genesis is about a father walking in on his daughter and kicking her out of the house for getting pregnant. Allegory, all over it.