We need new swear words. At this point I feel like the old ones are all worn out, and we need new and exciting curses to freshen up the ol’ vernacular. Here are some ideas to get the conversation started:

Bloomin’ – Pulled from the minor leagues of cursing, would make “Bloomin’ Onion” a much more interesting appetizer.

Gaggle – Inspired by the popular-but-tired “bitch,” this term borrowed from the animal kingdom can refer to a group of terrible people (since the original refers to a group of terrible animals).

woot! – I just want people to feel bad about saying this.

And that’s just the beginning! Let’s release new swears every year; “I can’t wait to see the 2015 lineup, I hear they’re rebooting ‘crap.’ ”