Careful, Billy, if you keep winning Friendzone Football games you’ll become the star athlete and all the girls will want to date you! Then you won’t be able to take the ball to the friendzone anymore! You’ll just have to have lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of beautiful women! So don’t do it!

Speaking of things you shouldn’t to, you definitely shouldn’t NOT watch a video I made! It’s based on the Fullbright Company’s excellent Gone Home, so check that out if you haven’t!