Regretson January 26, 2015 at 6:00 am
It’s important to try new things! That’s how you gain LIFE EXPERIENCE and become a more fulfilled, interesting person!
Here’s the mission I’m going to give you: Go outside today and TRY SOMETHING NEW! Now, if you live in the New York City region like me, then you’re going to be hearing a lot of people saying NOT to go outside because there is a DEADLY HISTORIC BLIZZARD happening. Well, don’t listen to them! Those people are just trying to keep you pacified and afraid to be the special and unique snowflake you are, no matter how many actual special unique snowflakes pile onto your body and crush you to death.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going out into this storm to build a snowman! This one will be unique and special because it will be the first one ever made with my body as the center.
Is this the guy from the last comic? Are we entering a strange continuity full of despair, regret, and suicide?
Wow, I just described my every Thursday night…. well, my attempted every Thursday night.
You guys are the best.
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that