It’s important to try new things! That’s how you gain LIFE EXPERIENCE and become a more fulfilled, interesting person!

Here’s the mission I’m going to give you: Go outside today and TRY SOMETHING NEW! Now, if you live in the New York City region like me, then you’re going to be hearing a lot of people saying NOT to go outside because there is a DEADLY HISTORIC BLIZZARD happening. Well, don’t listen to them! Those people are just trying to keep you pacified and afraid to be the special and unique snowflake you are, no matter how many actual special unique snowflakes pile onto your body and crush you to death.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going out into this storm to build a snowman! This one will be unique and special because it will be the first one ever made with my body as the center.