Monsterson March 24, 2014 at 6:00 am
Monsters are sexy now! Your classic monsters like draculas, mummys, and werewolves have all had the sex appeal makeover a few times over. First they were scary, then they were funny, and now teen boys and girls have topless photos of known werewolves in their lockers. That wouldn’t fly at ALL in the 16th century.
We’re in real trouble here, folks. We’re no longer afraid of monsters so now we’re just doing what humans try to do to anything they’re not afraid of anymore: have sex with it. And the problem is, we’re running out of monsters to fuck. Just this year a movie came out trying to make Frankenstein’s Monster sexy, so you know how dire things are.
What we need is a supercrew of unfuckable monsters. A team of beasts that are immune to the combined urges of teenagers everywhere. Here’s the shortlist: An alien from Aliens, Bigfoot, and a krakken.
If you’re wondering why the Loch Ness Monster isn’t on the list, I assume you haven’t had a chance to check out the ass on that. DAMN.
The inclusion of Bigfoot as an unfuckable monster suggest that you have never heard ‘Under the Pines’ by Jonathon Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/Under_the_Pines
And as for the kraken, I think there are some hentai fans that might be into it. And who knows, maybe there is some sort of acidic blood fetish subculture that would be all over the Aliens. Different strokes, I suppose.
Remember Rule 34, and know that Bigfoot porn of course exists.
Impregnation fetish. Jeez, get your /d/ on.
Well, the constant threat of interspecies rape is alive and well thanks to Ridley Scott’s “Alien” franchise, so we’ve got those monsters going for us…
Alas, Six Million Dollar Man is already fucking bigfoot, and krakens have been tentacling up the japanese for eons
HAHA oh man I miss VB
Haha I think this might just be a new favorite. Keep it up!
Frankenstein’s monster has been erotically titillating at least since 1974. There’s even video evidence!
It turns out that … the human is the monster on an alien planet!!! Dun, dun, DAH!
I’m too busy checking out the ass on King Kong. DAMN.
This is possibly your best comic ever. I approve.
I’ve seen images of people having sex with all of these and more, TBH.
I don’t get it, is one of the two guys in the last panels supposed to be a monster or something? Is it the one with no nose, or the one with glasses?