We all have secrets. Only truly weird people don’t have something to hide. In fact, the more secrets the better! Let me explain:

You know what the worst superpower in the world would be? Reading people’s minds. Think about the last time you looked at someone, and catalogue all the thoughts and judgements that crossed your brain. Now imagine they could tap into that stream. That poor person! Let’s all stay in our own heads, as awful places as they may be. Or let’s all stick to thinking about dinosaurs.