The Proofon September 2, 2013 at 5:00 am
Evidence lockers must be the most fun places in the world. It’s not only full of stuff that’s so cool that it’s illegal, but everything in there has a crazy, intricate backstory. I could never be a cop because I’d spend all of my time in there, reading about how a particular toaster was involved with a triple homicide while scratching my back with a bazooka.
super true story bro
once bought a piano someone got murdered on.
just putting that out there
Oh yeah, didn’t he get played?
[Hidden Comic to Hidden Comic] Yeeeaaaaaahhh!
Now that takes the cake.
It was Bill Cosby! I knew it!
hidden comic prosecutor is the kind of cop i want to be!
“i guess this car accident is a wheely big mess…. too soon?”
The body was found inside a massive cheese Danish.
And that’s why I eat pudding!
And Mr. Opportunity is in the Library with a garlic bread stick.
I used to work at a forensic science lab where all the evidence gets processed and tested for criminal offences in the area. And yeah, it was pretty awesome. As long as you don’t think too hard about all the dead people. Or why we had one big femor in a bag, but not the rest of whoever it belonged to. Also, most stomach content samples smell like pickles.