Coffee Table




Coffee Table

March 11th, 2010

A comic appears today despite Tony distancing himself from Scottish law while Wes engaged in a battle of wits with a mouse.

This weekend is ECCC! When you see us at the Topatoco booth, use the code-phrase “We all have regrets” to make something good happen! We hope to see you there!

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  1. Winner says:

    That is so cruel.

  2. Casey says:

    Is this a ‘Who Ya Gonna Call?” moment?

    I mean, it’s a spirit and all…

  3. HI THERE!!!! says:

    This is an entirely different kind of Haunted House.
    Seriously, godly coffee tables, judgmental shower curtains, and disgusting chairs… I wouldn’t be surprised if his refrigerator was a time machine and his front door was a convicted felon.

    • Alphanumeric says:

      Well, maybe not his refrigerator, but maybe his hotub?

    • Some Guy says:

      Actually, the time machine is his toaster… But he never uses it anymore since the last time he went back in time and all his furniture started talking to him when he came back.

  4. Quint says:

    Yeah. I hate that shower curtain…

  5. government agent says:

    is he part of the posesseed furniture set with death bed, the bed that eats people?

  6. Mike says:

    It might be less judgmental, but it sure seems a lot more pretentious.

  7. viomiv says:

    “So THAT’S what all the white gunk is” he thought to himself…

  8. JP says:

    All that table ever does is bitch and moan. Sometimes a man just wants to relax, amiright??

  9. MikeBlood says:

    Love the fact there’s a coaster in the hidden comic

  10. Tyler says:

    “Also, I could use some Pledge…a-hole.”

    “What was that?”

    “Nothing.”

  11. Katamari says:

    I hate it when my coffee table teach me manners

  12. Garis says:

    What? no comments? i need it!
    fake Mithical West…..
    Cool

  13. ghostwriter says:

    Another great comic. Keep it rollin’

  14. Fred says:

    “Wes engaged in a battle of wits with a mouse.”

    Who won?

  15. shoppinghero says:

    The doll is trying to kill me and the toaster has been laughing at me!

  16. Frenik42 says:

    On 2nd thought, from what i saw i would use this room as little as possible if i were you.

  17. Micah says:

    I’m excited that you guys will be at ECCC, but I don’t really want to pay $25+ just to see you two, no offense :) . Are you going to be going to the Topatoco party, and will other people be able to get in without ECCC passes?

  18. Alphanumeric says:

    Peoples touchiness over coffee tables mystify me, when I first moved out on my own, I went to a second hand store, and one of my purchases was a very nice solid mahogany coffee table,

    But the owner of the store would’nt sell it to me until I solemnly vowed to take better care of it than i would my own children.

    Which I did.

    I have no kids.

  19. Mr. Awesome says:

    And the tv just sits there, watching everything…. His tv is a perv.

  20. Mard says:

    uhh… that wasn’t a sacred axe… it was the axe used to clean out a giant’s ear

  21. Anonymous says:

    I’m waiting for that plant in the background to reach out and strangle the guy.

  22. New all-time favorite ASP. Along with Absolute Truth Potion.

  23. omfgboxmanwtf says:

    …but the toaster is a serious cunt.

  24. Liam says:

    HAHA i am just like that guy’s roommates.

  25. Coaster says:

    No one ever thinks about how I feel.

  26. lolinternet says:

    How exactly did Tony distance himself from the scottish law? Was he caught driving sober?

  27. Finally Found It! says:

    YES!! I finally found the hidden comic. :)
    Now i have to go back and read over the entire archive…. :(
    It’s a bittersweet moment for me. leave me alone… i feel vulnerable.

  28. Random Personage Whom Just Read Through ALL of ASP (and then some) In One Sitting says:

    So I was wandering around on the Internet today and stumbled upon Amazing Super Powers. Intrigued, I decided to hit the random button a few times, and was almost immediately hooked.
    Wes, Tony – I commend you. ASP is my new heroin.

  29. omg says:

    i don’t think i wanna know what hes been doing on that chair
    secret comic

  30. dios says:

    is that conan?

  31. Guybrush Threepwood says:

    I was the guy who whispered the secret code phrase into your ear.
    You were the one who blew up a purple balloon with a face on it and eyebrows that read Tough Time.
    Call me.

  32. This Guy says:

    That beer is in fact the spirit of a thousand murders undergoing eternal punishment.

    (He bought it from McDonald’s.)

  33. Chuck says:

    Dude, I bought you at Ikea!

  34. minervx says:

    HILARIOUS!!!

  35. Aperture Science says:

    We are sorry to hear about your dissatisfaction about our shower curtains. The AI has not been completely smoothed out yet and, yes, can be judgmental at times. Please take cover behind a piece of furniture as our field ops terminate the curtain and install a new portal device. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

  36. Gleetard says:

    I loved it… !

  37. mtrgrl2000 says:

    I am totally that guy’s roommate. You should see what I with that shower curtain….

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