Coffee Tableon March 11, 2010 at 7:00 am
A comic appears today despite Tony distancing himself from Scottish law while Wes engaged in a battle of wits with a mouse.
This weekend is ECCC! When you see us at the Topatoco booth, use the code-phrase “We all have regrets” to make something good happen! We hope to see you there!
That is so cruel.
What’s truly cruel is that this table has some serious delusions of grandeur. His brother told me he’s actually from a factory out in Kansas. Liar.
God damn it….
nevetr sit in the chair of evil deeds
Is there a chair without evil deeds?
Yes, there is. Its called the “Baby High Chair of Stinky Deeds” XD
Nope. I’ve done unspeakable things on that chair.
Is this a ‘Who Ya Gonna Call?” moment?
I mean, it’s a spirit and all…
we don’t do tables
He’s not worthy.
This is an entirely different kind of Haunted House.
Seriously, godly coffee tables, judgmental shower curtains, and disgusting chairs… I wouldn’t be surprised if his refrigerator was a time machine and his front door was a convicted felon.
Well, maybe not his refrigerator, but maybe his hotub?
Actually, the time machine is his toaster… But he never uses it anymore since the last time he went back in time and all his furniture started talking to him when he came back.
Yeah. I hate that shower curtain…
The mirror is worse…trust me!
is he part of the posesseed furniture set with death bed, the bed that eats people?
It might be less judgmental, but it sure seems a lot more pretentious.
“So THAT’S what all the white gunk is” he thought to himself…
All that table ever does is bitch and moan. Sometimes a man just wants to relax, amiright??
Love the fact there’s a coaster in the hidden comic
“Also, I could use some Pledge…a-hole.”
“What was that?”
I hate it when my coffee table teach me manners
What? no comments? i need it!
fake Mithical West…..
Another great comic. Keep it rollin’
“Wes engaged in a battle of wits with a mouse.”
Whoever wins, we lose.
But nobody won, so we win, HAH!
The doll is trying to kill me and the toaster has been laughing at me!
On 2nd thought, from what i saw i would use this room as little as possible if i were you.
I’m excited that you guys will be at ECCC, but I don’t really want to pay $25+ just to see you two, no offense 🙂 . Are you going to be going to the Topatoco party, and will other people be able to get in without ECCC passes?
Peoples touchiness over coffee tables mystify me, when I first moved out on my own, I went to a second hand store, and one of my purchases was a very nice solid mahogany coffee table,
But the owner of the store would’nt sell it to me until I solemnly vowed to take better care of it than i would my own children.
Which I did.
I have no kids.
And the tv just sits there, watching everything…. His tv is a perv.
uhh… that wasn’t a sacred axe… it was the axe used to clean out a giant’s ear
I’m waiting for that plant in the background to reach out and strangle the guy.
New all-time favorite ASP. Along with Absolute Truth Potion.
…but the toaster is a serious cunt.
HAHA i am just like that guy’s roommates.
No one ever thinks about how I feel.
How exactly did Tony distance himself from the scottish law? Was he caught driving sober?
YES!! I finally found the hidden comic. 🙂
Now i have to go back and read over the entire archive…. 🙁
It’s a bittersweet moment for me. leave me alone… i feel vulnerable.
So I was wandering around on the Internet today and stumbled upon Amazing Super Powers. Intrigued, I decided to hit the random button a few times, and was almost immediately hooked.
Wes, Tony – I commend you. ASP is my new heroin.
dude, don’t feel bad…me too. Did you find the hidden pics?
i don’t think i wanna know what hes been doing on that chair
is that conan?
I was the guy who whispered the secret code phrase into your ear.
You were the one who blew up a purple balloon with a face on it and eyebrows that read Tough Time.
That beer is in fact the spirit of a thousand murders undergoing eternal punishment.
(He bought it from McDonald’s.)
Dude, I bought you at Ikea!
We are sorry to hear about your dissatisfaction about our shower curtains. The AI has not been completely smoothed out yet and, yes, can be judgmental at times. Please take cover behind a piece of furniture as our field ops terminate the curtain and install a new portal device. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
I loved it… !
I am totally that guy’s roommate. You should see what I with that shower curtain….
I lold at hidden comic!