First Time Customer




First Time Customer

February 18th, 2010

Here is a comic even though Tony just came back from Mars while Wes dissed some organized insects.


Discussion (89)¬

  1. Tyler says:

    Nicest. Robber. Ever.

  2. anon says:

    “This has really restored my faith in humanity” :D

  3. Aff says:

    So typical of the banking experience, nobody treats you with any respect until you pull a gun. Then they’re practically jumping at your every word.

  4. I guess the cops didn’t feel the same way about helping someone out their first time…

  5. A guy with a phone says:

    I wish all customers were this polite.

  6. Jason says:

    What happened to stop or we shoot? Its sounds like the cops are a little high-strung too.

  7. MrKrinkle says:

    This would’ve never happened had the old cops not been fired.

  8. Fonseca says:

    Great comic as always fellas. You two were born with an amazing sense of humor.

  9. Foagy says:

    I love this one hahaha!!!!!! To bad for the robber though!!!!!!!!

  10. Hoaxmetal says:

    I didn’t know that pistols could spray bullets (hidden comic).

  11. theHeadCase says:

    That’s a shame. Now he’ll never get to buy those tea set he wanted.

  12. Noah says:

    What a delightful robbery to observe, thank you Wes and Tony.

  13. nicoleeee says:

    poor guy, he was so nice!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Lulz, Last!

  15. chubbyjake says:

    this guy on hallucinogens?
    i mean faith in humanity, come on

  16. Wardog says:

    lmao, the blood is animated awesomely.

    Also the gray haired cop looks like hes pointing his gun at the other cops ankle.

  17. nice says:

    What a kind robber :D So sweet…

  18. dude says:

    nooob bank robber got pwn by pro cops

  19. ChAoZ says:

    Good one. :)

  20. Ni Mip says:

    I like this a lot

  21. Dan says:

    The end was too much for me to bear :( What’s happened to all the nice people in the world :’(

  22. Gye says:

    All criminals have class in the land of amazing super powers. The same can’t be said about the police, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of overlap.

  23. Scientist says:

    Shouldn’t have put in that good word. Just goes to show you that no good deed goes unpunished.

  24. Disk says:

    Those two cops ruin EVERYONE’S LIVES.

  25. First? i hope says:

    the secret comic was great

  26. NiceDeviant says:

    Ha ha, too good. >_<
    Too bad it's not far from truth. There was a bank robbery somewhere, and one of the clerks actually stopped the guy. But then the bank fired him because it was against policy. Go figure.

  27. Mr. Awesome says:

    Has the old man finally killed a man, or is the rookie up to two now?

  28. Bill says:

    First. Haha had to say it. Sorry

  29. Chris says:

    Nice.
    Also, bullet-time internal monologue in the hidden comic?

  30. Loosa says:

    Heh, great comic as usual ^^

  31. government agent says:

    his hostages were served coffee and doughnuts during the ordeal. a case of Stockholm syndrome not soon forgotten.

  32. Not important says:

    This makes me sad

  33. Anonymous says:

    this is now my favorite… :)

  34. Mike says:

    I’m not sure which is better – the comic, or the fact that the godworm was dressed like Quailman.

  35. Anonymous says:

    This man is so charming he wears fingerless gloves.

    He doesn’t want to give the CSI folks a hard time.

  36. arrow says:

    haha again police kills faith in humanity

  37. Hana says:

    Haha the hidden comment’s bullets kinda look like finger tops!!

  38. Zzar says:

    Gotta admit, I lol’d pretty hard.

  39. Calico says:

    Hahaha, you are amazing my friend.

  40. Brace says:

    He was a dangerous criminal and he got what he deserved!

  41. This Guy says:

    Those bullets are made form your hopes and dreams WHO IS THE REAL CRIMINAL

  42. Anonymous says:

    The woman’s eyes… in the fist panel… she looks like a fish!

    Umm… fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish~

  43. Mankeyman says:

    First! Also Fookin hilarious, getting strange looks from my co-workers but I don’t care.

  44. Alex says:

    lmfao
    this comic shows the police brutality pretty well lol

  45. Your momma says:

    i did that once they were so nice

  46. lamecakeguy says:

    ..huh……thats….kinda depressing.

  47. Hitler says:

    If only the world worked out like this all the time.

  48. Davinder says:

    I love the secret comic!

  49. Jim says:

    Those policeman are so rude what with their guns and their bullets and all.

  50. Boki says:

    Always a pleasure to rob you.

  51. Kippy says:

    I feel bad for the bank robber. D:

  52. Liam says:

    If only more robbers were like this (dead and bloodied on the ground).

  53. MAClufetz says:

    this is so fucking funny man!

  54. frunkey says:

    police brutality! that poor criminal…

  55. ildavar says:

    Hello this is my first time posting here could you guys help me out?
    rofled my a** off

  56. Jay Reatard says:

    Excellent job cops…those mother fuckers…

  57. insaneblackninja says:

    Lol it’s definitely his first time robbing a bank. He’s wearing fingerless gloves, which, since he can still leave fingerprints in fingerless gloves, kinda defeats the purpose of wearing gloves. And he’s not wearing any sort of mask…. I’d guess he’s pretty dumb on top of being new at robbing banks lol.

  58. Miggy says:

    The Secret/Hidden Comic made me a bit sad, but then I thought; “He’s a criminal, anyways”
    I’m a horrible person x(

  59. Tigerwoods says:

    That bitch is so fine.

  60. Chase says:

    Amazing comic

  61. Chamale says:

    How are there so many bullets in midair headed towards that guy? Those must be very slow bullets or very fast-firing guns.

  62. Gawd says:

    We need more robbers like this one!

  63. tom_red says:

    LOL n00b pwned

  64. Tony Science says:

    The reason he robbed the bank was so he could pay the dealer in the last comic.

    The reason the cops shot was because they both needed a locker.
    http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2007/11/initiation/

  65. that guy says:

    the alt text says that he refused to go to jail but in the secret the cops are all there’s a guy let’s “blam blam blam” and ask questions when he’s dead. When was he given the option?

  66. T.Demonlol says:

    Damn drug trades have no customer service at all

  67. Caleb says:

    Well, that’s life. one second your drinking tea, the next your dead…

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