- Fish makes a sad realization.
- Cat grows a human face.
- Sadistic woman lobotomizes a pumpkin.
- Horse’s son visited by tragedy.
- Girl will soon be devoured.
- Boy has excessively vindictive parents.
- Mother sexually assaulted by son.
- Barren woman gets a job.
- Man pushed to his death.
- Boy accidentally sees spiders copulating.
- Muscular chicken causes man despair.
- Pun made in dire situation.
- Man blinded by postmodern comic.
- Fish suffers from pyrotechnic hallucinations.
- Invisible man molested by compatriot.
- Magical genie becomes overly clingy.
- Robber shot due to deception.
- Villagers use magician as kindling.
- Man, pregnant Hitler attend funeral.
- Victim of time travel kills.
- Stop sign leads sad life.
- Man killed by misleading labeling.
- Crime rampant, even between skeletons.
- Man foresees some ocular discomfort.
- Rainbow is abused, urinated upon.
- Conventional diagonal split protocol subverted.
- Fish contemplates his own death.
- Bear has a drug addiction.
- Criminal hides in police lineup.
- Ghost, robot have sad existence.
- Soap borrowed at inopportune time.
- Baby mermaid killer jealously observes.
- Deviant son confesses to parents.
- Lonely man fights off despair.
- Stoic man shot with arrow.
- The cheeseburger is a whore.
- Maritime monstrosity surfaces in bathtub.
- Relationship not rekindled; irreconcilable differences.
- Man plays God, creates friend.
- Fish has overly aggressive response.
- Man responsible for nuclear holocaust.
- Life ended by comic writer.
- Neglectful father emotionally wounds son.
- Child gives his friend cancer.
- Group has mixed coping mechanisms.
- War prolonged by heartless leader.
- Man smothers children with pillow.
- Child groomed for obscure career.
- Fish wonders about his sexuality.
- Man kills with no repercussions.
- Child frolics in toxic waste.
- Man makes his pancakes sad.
- Ghost drinks away his sorrows.
- Mentally damaged man acts unconventionally.
- Boy with cancer destroys city.
- Dog supplies alcohol to teenagers.
- Communication error leads to embarrassment.
- Man repents for killing friend.
- Boy happily consumes live beetles.
- Fish’s basketball dreams are crushed.
- Hamlet’s father murdered by ghost.
- Boy harnesses masturbation for profit.
- Man pushes button, loses hope.
- British soldiers kill innocent poolgoers.
- Vandal defaces property; not punished.
- Prison rape trivialized with pun.
- Boy remains comatose; parents grieve.
- Volunteer leaves woman to die.
- Father frames son for crime.
- Office worker loses his vision.
- Bear kills creator, feels remorse.
- Recent graduate faces financial trouble.
- Busty student uncovers ancient secret.
- Ants feed on insane man.
- Plant kills his only friends.
- Man wants to eat fetus.
- Deceased ancestors await boy’s death.
- Fish commits murder for telephone.
- Suicidal fish talks to boy.
- Fish, feces flushed down toilet.
- Robot dies due to decadence.
- Child questions tradition; gets beaten.
- Bees feel doubt, commit murder.
- Boyfriend causes death of girlfriend.
- Strip club caters to necrophiliacs.
- Woman weeps, missing her father.
- Isaac Newton ends his life.
- Fish encounters pollution, medical waste.
- Fish judges shark on reputation.
- Genie condemned to further imprisonment.
- Father loses track of time.
- Scientist dies, goes to hell.
- The Olympics go unwatched twice.
- Deceased’s friends resent being pallbearers.
- Known rapist operates a restaurant.
- Reptile introduces boy to drugs.
- Father mercilessly mutilates his daughter.
- Doctor worsens his patient’s condition.
- Girl has many sex partners.
- Woman is raped by robot.
- Man ruins a potential relationship.
- High surgeon makes bad decision.
- Suicidal man wears bear costume.
- The Devil commits harmless prank.
- Apocalypse caused by indifferent click.
- Fish spends his birthday alone.
- Hero eats while man chokes.
- Clown abducts and murders children.
- Ghost becomes aroused by voyeurism.
- Destitute men imprisoned for assault.
- Zoophilia leads to jail time.
- Boy crushed by own finger.
- Marketer exploits disease for profit.
- Man commits homicide; audience watches.
- Zombie welcomed as a hero.
- Boy dehumanized by his father.
- Human nature unchanged by adversity.
- Girl loses virginity; socially ostracized.
- Prejudiced teacher emotionally scars twins.
- Valuable resources wasted on butts.
- Innocent boy killed by apples.
- Turtle observes fish commit cannibalism.
- Nature destroyed by urban sprawl.
- Man drugs and rapes cousin.
- Boy kills, buries benevolent extraterrestrial.
- Fish irreversibly maim man’s urethra.
- Legless cavemen appreciate fine art.
- Man very committed to job.
- Another worker replaced by robots.
- Man hides his bird fetish.
- Man kills friends with beer.
- Scrooge dials Ghostbusters; genres collide.
- Hobo lives the American dream.
- Woman causes Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
- Boy buries six cats alive.
- Snake and mice get digested.
- Father watches son have sex.
- Unfortunate name causes poor sales.
- Cops take a passive approach.
- Kidnaper’s incompetence matched by police’s.
- Boy abused for being different.
- Hopeful girl spurned by student.
- Insane, bearded man drives illegally.
- Urinating boy finds a surprise.
- A clown will be pistol-whipped.
- Man has jarring internal crisis.
- Teacher fails to educate properly.
- Costume enthusiast shot by teenagers.
- Zombie writes a personal ad.
- Child’s wish animates a dildo.
- Struggling author searches for inspiration.
- Boy presented with a Catch-22.
- Man mutilates corpse during funeral.
- A safe has medical issues.
- Musician tragically confuses gun, saxophone.
- Boy shows poor audience etiquette.
- Mentally unstable boss threatens coworker.
- Boys reluctantly visit a brothel.
- Man not sexist, just delusional.
- Boy fantasizes about rough sex.
- Drug addict confesses his crimes.
- Boys kill at father’s request.
- Nerds will never get laid.
- Child asphyxiated by his companion.
- Teacher physically abuses his student.
- Gorilla drowns; scientific progress hampered.
- Horny ghost uses his friends.
- Girl starts to develop pyromania.
- Hundreds die; man wins soda.
- Implications of Godless world sobering.
- Soldier seeks forgiveness, finds death.
- Capitalistic greed causes unnecessary deaths.
- Children frozen alive by psychopath.
- Parents leave son to die.
- Carnie reminds man of loss.
- Father confesses infidelity to son.
- Woman misunderstands request, severs head.
- Youth hoist by own petard.
- Guns make everything much easier.
- Husband gets bad anniversary gift.
- Children’s folly leaves family homeless.
- The moon must be haunted.
- Son endangers father, shocks teacher.
- Flirting has some unintended consequences.
- Homeless man lies about motives.
- Evolution works in mysterious ways.
- Man with fetish tricks wife.
- Dessert: harbinger of depressing news.
- Man finds his work unfulfilling.
- Man castrates son, earns nickname.
- Human nature: sex and destruction.
- Crowd irrationally excited over nothing.
- Six years, gone to waste.
- Innocent boy framed by cops.
- Drunken Puritans embarrass their friend.
- Man fails, even at suicide.
- Man insensitive to mourners’ grief.
- Dirty politics destroy a friendship.
- Man litters with human heart.
- Boy loses his best friend.
- Man drowns due to pyrotechnics.
- Wife murders husband, other man.
- Coworker exposed as a cannibal.
- Cashier tries out social Darwinism.
- Television show causes plane crash.
- Rookie cop experiences killer’s remorse.
- Police brutality: a reoccurring theme.
- Woman almost swallows wedding ring.
- Inept locksmith shows self-defeating tendencies.
- Fish spends another birthday alone.
- Mother condemns son to hell.
- Teacher provides misinformation about copulation.
- The drycleaning shan’t be neglected.
- Education is a fruitless endeavor.
