Sauntering into the room is today’s comic, available for your viewing pleasure! We were able to put it together even though Tony killed Dumbledore and Wes was busy Bruce Willis is a ghost.
Two spoilers in one…Kudos.
Yup! Tony murdered a fictional wizard. Sorry we had to tell you that.
Wes you got busy with Bruce Willis?
So…he took his daughter/son’s dick?
Nah, he was born the way. The birth certificate was just a typo.
Location of second member = WIN.
As always, ASP delivers scary and frightening revelations of the human soul.
On the plus side, the “daughter” doesn’t have to worry about getting pregnant.
im not sure i understand it.
she was a man, but the daddy took his (?) penis and became the greatest hero the pub has ever known…Double-Dick Dave
oh wow, that clears things up significantly. I sorta went over my head at first as well!
Oh I thought they were implying it was a family trait to have dicks on their torso, so he has two and she was born with one. it’s interesting the dad also has a pair of boobs…
ha ha, awesome, although in the hidden comic, im not sure i would put the second way up there!
You know, without the hidden comics I would feel right stupid as I dont think I would understand any of these strips.
Good one… It just took 2 minutes to “get”.
This took a few minutes to register…once it did. Wow.
Wow, I never would have guessed the extra one was located in that spot…
dude i didn’t get this shit at all then i did and i was like, whaaaaaaat!!!??? this shit is buggin! two dick dave, lol!
When I read the first panels I thought it had something to do with incest. =D
(which would not be an unlikely subject for ASP to play with…)
How did his son grew boobs though?
Estrogen injections can do wondrous things.
Daughter. The sex someone gets assigned at birth doesn’t invalidate their gender.
I can’t find the hidden comic. Actually I haven’t been able to find them sine the website was updated. Can I get some help here please?
lol top right corner just outside the strip click the question mark
Sorry, I’ve just started reading these comics, its hilarious… but wheres the hidden comic?
Just move your cursor to the top right hand corner of the comic, and let it go a little bit right, just outside the comic a question mark should pop up. Click it. Enjoy. If you still can’t find it just move your cursor like crazy around the top right of the comic and you’ll eventually find it.
ASP Guru? what an audacious name!
Either that or the weirdest shaped third nipple ever.
I’m usually not this thick. Can someone explain the joke?
I thought it was pretty clear in the second panel that this is an allegory for the Bolshevik Revolution. Try and keep up with us, folks.
I suppose “I… Um.” is as good a summary of the Bolshevik Revolution as I’ve ever heard. Maybe you should try writing Cliff’s Notes on the side.
is that a bulge in his tie?
oh good thought i was the only one!
That’s his thumb.
play him off, double-dick cat
“Sorry, We’re Melvins” What does that mean?
I have seen this sign before, although I’m not so sure what it’s about. I belive it’s something from the Melvins band.
like this one: http://www.antonkerngallery.com/exhibition.php?eid=74
I wonder how it looks like when he gets and erection.
Also, shouldn’t his second dick be really really small? I mean, if it was taken out when his son was a baby then it didnt grow much… either that or I didn’t really get the comic.
I was thinking the same thing.
If I were him dick number two would be on my chin.
Good Ol dick chin dave has a nice ring to it.
if you press tab the hidden icon will be highlighted
His name should have been “Two Dick Rick”.
Fun fact : Two dicks means that no matter what, someone is going to have wet shoes. If you’re real good, it’ll be the people on either side of you at the urinal. If you’re awesome, it’ll be whoever has their foot near the head of the wife from 3 comics ago.
Fun Fact 2: He can jack off with both hands now!
is it bad that i found the daughter(originally son) attractive? :/
I was thinking the same thing, though not to that extent. She’s a little too three-fingered and lacking pupils/irises for my taste.
mmm that’s how i like em! 😉
that’s how i like ’em! 😉
While the art is attractive, I don’t think I would log it away in the spank-bank.
In the hidden comic he has such victorious nipples.
Right; this can run another way: the father has a two dicks anyway, so when they had a daughter her one was removed. If they’d had a son he’d have two. Maybe I am spending too much time trying to figure this out. Erm. Right.
That was what I was thinking to be honest and was shocked that no one else had thought as I had up until I read your comment.
Just finished reading the whole comic from the beginning, pure awesome all of it.
Oh god. I read this. Didnt get it. Went and read the comments in old comics. Came back to this one like 20 minutes later and it hit me. lol Breasty for a guy.
I submit “The Wasp Factory” by Iain Banks for a somewhat related plot.
I thought the same thing as Torsten >_>”
hay guys i love the comic but i don’t read the other comments or anything and have completely ignored everyone who has answered this question so how do you find the hidden comic because i have looked everywhere except the upper right hand corner because it COULDN’T be there
I see what you did there.
“Sorry we’re Melvins” made me laugh.
Are you fucking kidding? How could you not get that?
I heard about some guy in asia that was born with 2… but then his girlfriend made him cut one off cause it was just too freak-ay. What a waste.
I read about that guy, his girlfriend didn’t have a problem with it, as I recall, he decided to cut it off himself because he wanted to give her the gift of a normal boyfriend or something. Not just that, but the extra wang (which, as it turns out, isn’t all that common) WORKED, most of them just hang there uselessly next to the functioning penis. He could have been the world’s richest pornstar.
I’ve never been able to find the hidden comic – is the spot you have to click on exactly one pixel or something?
I just realized that the ASP characters have only 3 fingers they look like the flippers the Penguin had in the Batman Returns movie. It is unsettling o_O
OK, all you “I don’t get it” people? Please please please find a new comic to read. May I suggest Ziggy, or perhaps Nancy is more your style? seriously.
I’m disappointed no one else has brought this up, so i don’t feel bad, but who can shed any light on the sign in the bar, reading, “Sorry, we’re MELVINS”?
So you will be reading Nancy from now on?
if this joke is over your head then one of two things is happening
one- you’re “special”
two- this has happened to you and you cant understand the humor
As a transgirl, I love this comic for multiple reasons.
I’ve seen porn of this! (two dicked man… not the dickless female… although most porn has dickless females init)
Also today since 2pmish i started reading thru these cartoons it’s now 00:47am and this is the only one i thought ‘meh’ about.
So his daughter is a trans girl. Thats cool. trans girls are hot :-p but what the dad did was kinda weird.
You can’t do that now?
“Sorry, we’re Marvin’s”
good stuff XD
Notice: He grabs his tie in the second panel….now think about his anatomy….
personally, I think he’s working it when his ‘daughter’ comes into the room
my god, I’ve looked at this one on three separate occasions and only got it after reading your comment…
I’d still bang her.
I don’t understand what you’re saying…
lmao i just read it and thought about that
yes, yes it does lol
Strange that you don’t notice any bulges in clothing.. they mustn’t be very large…
well it is a baby dick
So.. I saw the Hidden Comic aanndd..
Um. . . so is anyone else wondering why she’s filling out her college application and this is the first time she’s seen her birth certificate? Never mind the questions when she failed to start her period. . . . real-life aside, awesome comic.!
DR. MANHATTAN GODSLUG!!!!!!!
at least s/he grew a nice rack
yea srsly, for someone who used to be a dude she is very bangable. hence, i would like to bang her. preferably when she is filling out college applications….sooooo hot
on another note, it must be awkward when the dad gets a boner on the second penis
I think the tgirl is pretty hot. i’m actually a transsexual woman myself and i do have a website coming soon. Though to transition that young in the comic i find it hard to believe. most times you can’t even begin the hormones until your at least 13, and i started at 16.
The transsexual woman is pretty attractive, she must have started hormones young. i started young, around 16 and i look good. Tgirls for the win 😛
Gotta love the way dad’s glasses reflect the light in the first panel. 8)
I want the “Sorry we’re the Melvins” sign
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