Born A Male




Born A Male

July 16th, 2009

Sauntering into the room is today’s comic, available for your viewing pleasure! We were able to put it together even though Tony killed Dumbledore and Wes was busy Bruce Willis is a ghost.


Discussion (69)¬

  1. Annemarie says:

    Two spoilers in one…Kudos.

  2. Zach says:

    So…he took his daughter/son’s dick?

  3. Location of second member = WIN.

  4. Donald says:

    As always, ASP delivers scary and frightening revelations of the human soul.

    On the plus side, the “daughter” doesn’t have to worry about getting pregnant.

  5. jOHNNY says:

    im not sure i understand it.

    • Pezzer says:

      she was a man, but the daddy took his (?) penis and became the greatest hero the pub has ever known…Double-Dick Dave

  6. Pezzer says:

    ha ha, awesome, although in the hidden comic, im not sure i would put the second way up there!

  7. Confused says:

    You know, without the hidden comics I would feel right stupid as I dont think I would understand any of these strips.

    Good one… It just took 2 minutes to “get”.

  8. Rico says:

    This took a few minutes to register…once it did. Wow.

  9. elguapo1991 says:

    Wow, I never would have guessed the extra one was located in that spot…

  10. IPC FAN says:

    dude i didn’t get this shit at all then i did and i was like, whaaaaaaat!!!??? this shit is buggin! two dick dave, lol!

  11. Xoxo says:

    When I read the first panels I thought it had something to do with incest. =D
    (which would not be an unlikely subject for ASP to play with…)

    How did his son grew boobs though?

  12. amyp says:

    I can’t find the hidden comic. Actually I haven’t been able to find them sine the website was updated. Can I get some help here please?

  13. jamie says:

    Sorry, I’ve just started reading these comics, its hilarious… but wheres the hidden comic?

    • ASP Guru says:

      Just move your cursor to the top right hand corner of the comic, and let it go a little bit right, just outside the comic a question mark should pop up. Click it. Enjoy. If you still can’t find it just move your cursor like crazy around the top right of the comic and you’ll eventually find it.

  14. ultimatedisc says:

    Either that or the weirdest shaped third nipple ever.

  15. Patrick says:

    I’m usually not this thick. Can someone explain the joke?

  16. Tony says:

    I thought it was pretty clear in the second panel that this is an allegory for the Bolshevik Revolution. Try and keep up with us, folks.

    • BradyChan7 says:

      I suppose “I… Um.” is as good a summary of the Bolshevik Revolution as I’ve ever heard. Maybe you should try writing Cliff’s Notes on the side.

  17. JOHNesLEYENDA says:

    is that a bulge in his tie?

  18. lolcat says:

    play him off, double-dick cat

  19. FedEXguy says:

    “Sorry, We’re Melvins” What does that mean?

  20. Xoxo says:

    I wonder how it looks like when he gets and erection.

    Also, shouldn’t his second dick be really really small? I mean, if it was taken out when his son was a baby then it didnt grow much… either that or I didn’t really get the comic.

  21. Vee says:

    If I were him dick number two would be on my chin.
    Good Ol dick chin dave has a nice ring to it.

  22. alex says:

    if you press tab the hidden icon will be highlighted

  23. Stephen says:

    His name should have been “Two Dick Rick”.

  24. Frank says:

    Fun fact : Two dicks means that no matter what, someone is going to have wet shoes. If you’re real good, it’ll be the people on either side of you at the urinal. If you’re awesome, it’ll be whoever has their foot near the head of the wife from 3 comics ago.

  25. sublimesruca says:

    is it bad that i found the daughter(originally son) attractive? :/

  26. Cherrypicker says:

    While the art is attractive, I don’t think I would log it away in the spank-bank.

  27. Greg says:

    In the hidden comic he has such victorious nipples.

  28. Torsten Mahler says:

    Right; this can run another way: the father has a two dicks anyway, so when they had a daughter her one was removed. If they’d had a son he’d have two. Maybe I am spending too much time trying to figure this out. Erm. Right.

    • Dave says:

      That was what I was thinking to be honest and was shocked that no one else had thought as I had up until I read your comment.

  29. Cool says:

    Just finished reading the whole comic from the beginning, pure awesome all of it.

  30. Wasim says:

    Hahaha…hilarious

  31. War says:

    Oh god. I read this. Didnt get it. Went and read the comments in old comics. Came back to this one like 20 minutes later and it hit me. lol Breasty for a guy.

  32. AJ says:

    I submit “The Wasp Factory” by Iain Banks for a somewhat related plot.

  33. Jess says:

    I thought the same thing as Torsten >_>”

  34. Isaac says:

    hay guys i love the comic but i don’t read the other comments or anything and have completely ignored everyone who has answered this question so how do you find the hidden comic because i have looked everywhere except the upper right hand corner because it COULDN’T be there

  35. Cam says:

    “Sorry we’re Melvins” made me laugh.

  36. dude says:

    Are you fucking kidding? How could you not get that?

  37. DiuDiu says:

    I heard about some guy in asia that was born with 2… but then his girlfriend made him cut one off cause it was just too freak-ay. What a waste.

    • Miznitch says:

      I read about that guy, his girlfriend didn’t have a problem with it, as I recall, he decided to cut it off himself because he wanted to give her the gift of a normal boyfriend or something. Not just that, but the extra wang (which, as it turns out, isn’t all that common) WORKED, most of them just hang there uselessly next to the functioning penis. He could have been the world’s richest pornstar.

  38. John says:

    I’ve never been able to find the hidden comic – is the spot you have to click on exactly one pixel or something?

  39. Keynon says:

    I just realized that the ASP characters have only 3 fingers they look like the flippers the Penguin had in the Batman Returns movie. It is unsettling o_O

  40. DrN8 says:

    OK, all you “I don’t get it” people? Please please please find a new comic to read. May I suggest Ziggy, or perhaps Nancy is more your style? seriously.

    I’m disappointed no one else has brought this up, so i don’t feel bad, but who can shed any light on the sign in the bar, reading, “Sorry, we’re MELVINS”?

  41. Exjordanary says:

    i agree

    if this joke is over your head then one of two things is happening

    one- you’re “special”
    or
    two- this has happened to you and you cant understand the humor

  42. Kali says:

    As a transgirl, I love this comic for multiple reasons.

  43. Matthew says:

    I’ve seen porn of this! (two dicked man… not the dickless female… although most porn has dickless females init)

    Also today since 2pmish i started reading thru these cartoons it’s now 00:47am and this is the only one i thought ‘meh’ about.

  44. Tiffany Starr says:

    So his daughter is a trans girl. Thats cool. trans girls are hot :-p but what the dad did was kinda weird.

  45. Long John Son says:

    You can’t do that now?

  46. comment says:

    “Sorry, we’re Marvin’s”
    good stuff XD

  47. Anonymous II says:

    Notice: He grabs his tie in the second panel….now think about his anatomy….
    personally, I think he’s working it when his ‘daughter’ comes into the room

  48. my god, I’ve looked at this one on three separate occasions and only got it after reading your comment…

  49. SickBint says:

    I’d still bang her.

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