First thought was…genie’s nips got bigger when he gave the “kid” an endless bag of “goodies” from which he stuffs his hand into and subsequently gets a mouthful. Genie must be a priest.
Everyone knows the strategy with genies is to wish for more wishes. Or, if that’s not allowed, wish for more genies or the equivalent of something that grants more wishes.
Or just wish for
#1 The ability to pay for anything without exchanging anything of value
#2 Cease the aging process for eternity
#3 Ability to hover a meter off the ground
Why would you wish to hover a meter off the ground? I’d just go with…
1. The ability to never age past… say, 21.
2. The ability to die only by my hands.
3. *A wish that gives me the equivalent of unlimited wishes and potentially offering him free will only coming when I need him to grant wishes*
So basically in granting your wish the genie is free, your a geek just out of college and you just killed yourself for making the most retarded wish ever.
You know, watching everyone you know outlive you, being experimented on by people trying to find your secret, locked in a lab for years with needles everywhere, you’re unable to die so they can just cut you open, then the world ends and your age-less corpse is stuck there, floating, unable to move, unable to die… yeah, “not end well” is an understatement.
Is it just me, or is it really cold there in that last panel?
rofl
give him a break, he’s only wearing a belt
…and a hat…
…and some nips…
…and a mustache…
And bracers…
creepy nips……
slightly smaller box…….
lmao…
I wonder how small the box goes?
We may never know how small it can become…
Yes. This small.
too bad. =( oh well, make the most of it. =D
Oh, the irony.
he’s wearing nips?
Apparently.
owned
It’s the sado-masachist in him. He is crushed… yet aroused.
Good thing he’s only vapor below the waist, or that 3rd panel would be NSFW, eh?
Nipplitis.
Treatment: get a sweater
He’s just super excited about being trapped with that guy fo’evs. Shower tiem, amirite?
Seriously.
First thought was…genie’s nips got bigger when he gave the “kid” an endless bag of “goodies” from which he stuffs his hand into and subsequently gets a mouthful. Genie must be a priest.
Indeed, you could say it was a little… nippy… out there… *sniggers*
Maybe whan a genie cries his nipples grow?
…and separate…lol
It’s like Pinocchio, except disturbing.
Kinda erotic.
Everyone knows the strategy with genies is to wish for more wishes. Or, if that’s not allowed, wish for more genies or the equivalent of something that grants more wishes.
Or just wish for
#1 The ability to pay for anything without exchanging anything of value
#2 Cease the aging process for eternity
#3 Ability to hover a meter off the ground
Now all I need is a genie…
Why would you wish to hover a meter off the ground? I’d just go with…
1. The ability to never age past… say, 21.
2. The ability to die only by my hands.
3. *A wish that gives me the equivalent of unlimited wishes and potentially offering him free will only coming when I need him to grant wishes*
So basically in granting your wish the genie is free, your a geek just out of college and you just killed yourself for making the most retarded wish ever.
lol remember the comic about the guy who never aged past 21? that might not end well
You know, watching everyone you know outlive you, being experimented on by people trying to find your secret, locked in a lab for years with needles everywhere, you’re unable to die so they can just cut you open, then the world ends and your age-less corpse is stuck there, floating, unable to move, unable to die… yeah, “not end well” is an understatement.
1. “I wish I knew the best wish to make.”
2. *that wish*
3. “I wish for you to be free.”
that third one is such a waste, because his answer to the first one would be “I wish for the genie to be free”
So be specific. Then again, with a classic genie, you have to be very, very clear, because traditionally, they just love screwing people over.
I love that we get to know what his first two wishes were.
Yes, to be adopted by a racing driver with a terminal illness and then subsequently by a ruling medieval monarch, also with a terminal illness.
Touche
The Genie looks a little excited, or titillated depending on your point of view
i can hang my shirts on those nips
I’m surprised nobody noticed where the lamp is positioned in the second panel.
Was reserving the blue sperm…er genie from the golden lamp in the pants comments for a rainy day but you forced the twisted nature out of me.
i LOVE his face when he shouts out his wish xD epic face… (epic wish too)
Genies are Free…when was the last time you saw a salary listing for them…