Ahh, the watercooler…
This is not gonna do good things for his productivity. And it was poor already
He can still see. His eyes are still attached.
Not without the eyeballs that nobody in this comic seems to have.
But your fingernails and hair don’t grow……..
…And your eyes don’t pop out of your head.
What actually happens is that your skin retracts a bit, shrinking up and revealing more of you fingernails. I don’t think it works on your hair, though. Nothing’s growing, just shriveling.
actually when you die your fingernails will “grow” but its simply because the cells are dying and keratinizing and building up just as they would with natural growth…however there is no reproduction (obviously) so eventually all the cells that contain that amount of keratin are dead and the “growth” stops…they can “grow” up to a cm or sometimes more haha dont know anything about the hair…though considering hair is keratinized cells as well i would assume its somewhat similar.
The skin becomes dehydrated after death, and shrivels, pressing against the skull, causing the hair to appear longer. O:
OK do we really need to know this?
Yes. And the fact in the regular comic is true, because your eyes are compressed sno0t, and the new build-up from your sneeze would push your eyes out of your head. :3
hair does grow…seen it in a morgue
rofl at the alt-text
MythBusters tested it
If the tie you are wearing is uncomfortable, then your shirt neck is too small.
If your shirt neck is the right size your shirt is 8 sizes too big.
he has snot on his eyeballs now
THAT SECOND FRAME IS THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY DRAWN PIECE I’VE EVER SEEN
I WANT TO WALLPAPER MY HOUSE WITH IT. LAUGHING MY EFFING ARSE OFF
How does he sneeze? He doesn’t have a nose… Haha. Mega LOL!
Your hjair and fingernails don’t grow after you die…you skin just dries up and retracts…
No wonder that guy’s co-workers despise him, with that pathetic comb-over. Why doesn’t he just buy a nice fresh hairpiece?
Because he knows they’re made by wanking children.
look at it without words. Whole new meaning
Mad hidden comic
im feeling the love with all this proving each other wrong and such.
I don’t believe y’all prove it
Christ. Snopes, guys, Snopes. They do not grow.
The artist’s note makes it five times funnier
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