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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME; Ties are very uncomfortable.
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Watercooler

by Wes & Tony on May 22, 2008 at 12:00 am

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  1. Fajhal
    June 22, 2009 at 9:51 pm | # | Reply

    Ahh, the watercooler…

  2. kira87
    June 26, 2009 at 6:15 am | # | Reply

    Funny

  3. Just one thing.....
    July 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm | # | Reply

    This is not gonna do good things for his productivity. And it was poor already

  4. Me
    July 23, 2009 at 9:51 pm | # | Reply

    He can still see. His eyes are still attached.

    • SexyCakes
      April 9, 2010 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      Not without the eyeballs that nobody in this comic seems to have.

  5. Reality
    July 26, 2009 at 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    But your fingernails and hair don’t grow……..

    • The Dude
      July 27, 2009 at 10:51 pm | # | Reply

      …And your eyes don’t pop out of your head.

    • Rainfly_X
      July 29, 2009 at 2:23 pm | # | Reply

      What actually happens is that your skin retracts a bit, shrinking up and revealing more of you fingernails. I don’t think it works on your hair, though. Nothing’s growing, just shriveling.

      • fulgur
        December 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

        actually when you die your fingernails will “grow” but its simply because the cells are dying and keratinizing and building up just as they would with natural growth…however there is no reproduction (obviously) so eventually all the cells that contain that amount of keratin are dead and the “growth” stops…they can “grow” up to a cm or sometimes more haha dont know anything about the hair…though considering hair is keratinized cells as well i would assume its somewhat similar.

        • Affffff
          December 5, 2009 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

          The skin becomes dehydrated after death, and shrivels, pressing against the skull, causing the hair to appear longer. O:

          • person
            November 22, 2010 at 4:22 am | # | Reply

            OK do we really need to know this?

            • Fuipui
              February 5, 2011 at 2:29 pm | # | Reply

              Yes. And the fact in the regular comic is true, because your eyes are compressed sno0t, and the new build-up from your sneeze would push your eyes out of your head. :3

    • chuck wagon
      January 18, 2011 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

      hair does grow…seen it in a morgue

  6. Vulcan
    September 10, 2009 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

    rofl at the alt-text

  7. A
    November 16, 2009 at 3:00 pm | # | Reply

    MythBusters tested it

  8. Geekoid
    December 17, 2009 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    If the tie you are wearing is uncomfortable, then your shirt neck is too small.

    • FWCorey
      September 12, 2010 at 11:28 pm | # | Reply

      If your shirt neck is the right size your shirt is 8 sizes too big.

  9. MRLawrence -- MRnot
    January 3, 2010 at 8:51 pm | # | Reply

    he has snot on his eyeballs now

  10. hann
    January 4, 2010 at 6:12 am | # | Reply

    THAT SECOND FRAME IS THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY DRAWN PIECE I’VE EVER SEEN

    I WANT TO WALLPAPER MY HOUSE WITH IT. LAUGHING MY EFFING ARSE OFF

  11. Eli.
    January 13, 2010 at 2:05 pm | # | Reply

    How does he sneeze? He doesn’t have a nose… Haha. Mega LOL!

  12. James
    January 21, 2010 at 11:25 am | # | Reply

    Your hjair and fingernails don’t grow after you die…you skin just dries up and retracts…

  13. Another onymous
    April 7, 2010 at 5:31 pm | # | Reply

    No wonder that guy’s co-workers despise him, with that pathetic comb-over. Why doesn’t he just buy a nice fresh hairpiece?

    • this is not my name
      April 27, 2010 at 5:50 pm | # | Reply

      Because he knows they’re made by wanking children.

  14. your mama
    August 16, 2010 at 6:48 am | # | Reply

    look at it without words. Whole new meaning

  15. Turbo
    October 27, 2010 at 1:20 am | # | Reply

    Mad hidden comic

  16. cassie
    January 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    im feeling the love with all this proving each other wrong and such.

  17. chong
    May 13, 2011 at 11:29 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t believe y’all prove it

  18. Jeremy T. Gibson
    May 5, 2013 at 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    Christ. Snopes, guys, Snopes. They do not grow.

  19. PapopaQ
    July 14, 2014 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    The artist’s note makes it five times funnier

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