Loud Eateron November 24, 2014 at 6:00 am
Why is the sound of chewing so annoying? The smacking, biting, and slurping sounds are totally normal, yet pretty much everyone can’t stand them. What’s the evolutionary reason there? Having done absolutely no research, I’m ready to prevent my findings:
It’s because it’s the sound of your guts on the OUTSIDE. All those noises are normal happenings inside of you, but when they are going on outside the body, the reptile part of your brain just can’t handle it. All of your instincts are saying, “Dude! Food gets digested in the stomach! SOMETHING IS GOING TERRIBLY WRONG.” That’s why civilized people swallow their food whole like snakes without chewing, so as to keep the shameful process of digestion hidden away from the decent world.
Or it’s just loud and gross, but I’m not a scientist.
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It looks to me like he could already fit between the bars.. but that’s the problem with drawings, you wanna draw a realistic cage but you don’t want it obscuring your guys.
Thanks for ruining my day with your analysis
Prevent your findings
Not all are bothered, but those of us who are pay for it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia ~ I got you covered on the research end! Turns out our brains are just assholes.
I believe “loud and gross” is in fact the scientific term
Seems skinny enough already.
No comments? What is going on.
ASP RULES, and yes, sometimes the description of the comic is even funnier than the comic itself.
I think it’s just because we have lips and cheeks, so we’d rather food be contained inside our mouths.. anything that’s openly letting stuff just leak out is kind of unsanitary, and we get sick from each other more easily than a lot of things.
I bet it’s equally bad manners to chew with your mouth open for rodents.
Maybe you should present your findings instead of preventing them.
he could easily walk out of the cage with the spacing… but then again there is the weapons the other guy has…