Wowee Zowee! War is so cool, when tons of people die for no real reason. It’s great, all the needless dying. It’s like a cool Extreme Sport but everyone is allowed to participate if they just sign up with their local government.

Speaking of dying, you may want to do just that after watching my latest video at Dorkly! It was adapted from an Adam Conover script and some of the graphic effects are done by our good friend Harris Porter! Watch it and try not barf, like most of the people in the comments apparently did!