Hey everyone! Here are some items from the SUPER secret menu, that you should order next time you get a chance:

A Burger with EXTRA Cheese – Like a burger, but with additional cheese!

A Burrito – Ordered from a burger place, they are legally required to go find one.

Ghost Droppings – Glowing traces of the supernatural, usually from fast food joints with a long, storied history or built above a burial ground.

A Whole Turkey – Keep in mind for Thanksgiving!

A Car Tire – Bring an appetite!

“Actually, two of those” – This secret phrase doubles the quantity of the previous item.

An Empty Bag – Save yourself the trouble of eating anything.

A Car Tire with Cheese – Bring an appetite, plus cheese!

So when you’re choking down cheese-soaked rubber, think of me!

Wes