Couchon September 4, 2014 at 6:00 am
Couches are confusing! There are too many options. To help with your furnishing needs, here’s your pocket guide to couches and couch accessories:
Couches that are so small that the name implies you’d only want to sit with someone on it if you wanted to sex them.
An uncomfortable couch that is sometimes an uncomfortable bed.
This is a footrest, why are you calling it that.
A couch that becomes one with your body if you try to sit on it naked.
A sitting device that was invented after normal chairs were deemed “too difficult.”
Hope that clears things up.
“FEED ME, HOMER!”
The funny thing is, I find easier chairs more difficult than normal-difficulty chairs.
Now, there’s some good, old-fashioned nightmare fuel!
Don’t forget chesterfield and davenport!
even with all the food that falls between the cushions?
Damn couches are never happy
“AND QUIT FARTING ON ME. IT’S GROSS”
I suspect Bender would have something to say about this.
My couch likes it when I sit on it. Is … is that weird?