Couches are confusing! There are too many options. To help with your furnishing needs, here’s your pocket guide to couches and couch accessories:

Love Seats
Couches that are so small that the name implies you’d only want to sit with someone on it if you wanted to sex them.

An uncomfortable couch that is sometimes an uncomfortable bed.

This is a footrest, why are you calling it that.

Leather Couch
A couch that becomes one with your body if you try to sit on it naked.

Easy Chair
A sitting device that was invented after normal chairs were deemed “too difficult.”

Hope that clears things up.