Laser Gunson July 17, 2014 at 6:00 am
With smartphones, digital watches, and electric cars, lasers are clearly an inevitability. We as humanity already use the powers of lasers for good in the form of eye surgery and spicing up raves, but it’s honestly surprisingly we haven’t been able to unlock their potential for evil yet. Our forefathers pulled it off years ago by turning fun firework celebrations into instruments of destruction, so what’s holding lasers back?
My theory is that REAL lasers are entirely underwhelming to look at. They’re invisible! Sure, we dream of a futuristic hellscape illuminated by laser beams and the dazzling annihilation of everything we hold dear, but tragically the sound and look of an everyday laser is about as impressive as an old glowstick.
Wonder how far into space the lasers go
And you can change the beam to four different delicious colors: raspberry red, orange orange, lemony yellow or minty green!
Anyone else think the gun kinda looks like a hippo?
So… Nothing’s changed?
And it glows in the dark!!!
I just lost it at gluten-free
this had kind of BETTER happen because otherwise they’re going to go back and re-censor cartoons that were already censored with laser guns
Guns don’t kill people… LASERS kill people!
Lasers don’t kill people, sharks with freaking lasers attached to their heads kill people!
The lady in the back doesn’t look impressed. I think she was hoping for the disintegrate-into-ash variety.
I suspect this would prompt the right-wingers to protest against “Obama’s new pinko guns” by altering their guns so they spew out toxic smoke
I bet it’s filled with antioxidants. The gun reminds me of the one Earthworm Jim used.
It it jus me or does it look like everyone is holding sausages rather than lazer weapons in panel 3?
OH MAN, I knew this looked familiar. It looks like a sweet homage to Earthworm Jim’s trusty laser pistol! AWesome if this was intentional, better/weirder if not. Keep rocking it.