Piñatas are brilliant. They are a PRESENT for EVERYONE that you hit with a STICK. Not much is better than that. In fact, ALL gifts should be given in a piñata. Sure, that means on Christmas morning your new Xbox might be smashed into a thousand pieces, but blame the folks at Microsoft who shipped a product that wasn’t piñata-proof (the true test of quality).

Have you ever been in charge of filling a piñata? Let me tell you, it’s a true test of character. Are you going to stuff it with the cheapest crap you can find or the most premium candy products? Maybe you’ll even slip some toys and glowsticks in there? Choose wisely, because in the end, what’s inside the piñata is a reflection of who YOU are on the inside, and it’s about to be smashed open for everyone to see.