Congratulations! You are now a police officer. Here’s your outfit; it matches all the other police officers so nobody gets confused. Yes, of course it comes with a hat! And that’s not even the best part, here’s a GOLD STAR for you to wear around so people know you are the one in charge! Now go out there and make sure everyone is being nice to each other and playing safely and responsibly.

Oh yeah, and here’s a device that shoots metal death wherever you point it, but you have to PROMISE to be careful with it, okay? Now have fun!

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