I wonder if scarves and ties hang out. It’s probably the clothing version of the odd couple. Tie comes home exhausted from work and wants to loosen up and relax, but scarf just wants to talk about all the birds he saw in the park that day.

Tie begins to resent scarf. Tie stays up late one night and waits for scarf to fall asleep. The next morning scarf wakes up inside a sweatshirt. A sweatshirt that’s inside a washing machine.

Scarf is dry clean only.

Tie rents out the spare room to bowtie. They get along okay.

-Wes