Ghost Hunteron October 31, 2013 at 5:00 am
Happy Halloween, everyone! What a scary comic, right? No, no, not because of the ghosts! And, no! Not because of the sex offender either! I WISH it were as lightweight as ghosts, sex offenders, or sex offending ghosts. The truly scary thing about this comic is the idea of having to admit to your neighbors everything you’ve done wrong. Face to face! It gets me shaking in my little leather booties just thinking about telling my neighbors my wrongdoings, even if they aren’t nearly as reprehensible as using sex to offend.
I done some (kinda) bad stuff. When I was six I would tie earthworms in knots and throw them at people. A couple years ago I put a six inch gash into an apartment ceiling with a calvary sword, filled it with toothpaste and hoped no one would notice (no one ever did!!). I’ve peed so many public places, on so many public things. A Hasidic Jew once saw me and shook his head at me and it made me feel really, really bad. These are all things I will freely admit over the internet, but I’d sooner DIE than knock on my neighbor’s door and tell them. Thank god none of them are illegal! Except for the public urination.
Hrm. In the spirit of subverting TERROR, feel free to anonymously admit a shameful secret here.
I convinced the world I didn’t exist. Teehee.
A really creepy guy once told me that he had a problem with his left testicle but didn’t really worry about it. I couldn’t eat for a week after that. Oh god feels good to get that out of my chest.
“I’ve peed so many public places,”
Hah! Nice try there, Sicko!
i’ve cut a blind person in line
i think he knew but he didn’t say anything
I’ll have to admit that I’m here for the explanation text. yeah the comic is good… but.
I masturbate to chicks with dicks. Also once I accidentally stepped on and crushed the head of a bird (it was already dead). I never even washed the shoe afterward.
Ive never told anyone this before. When i was in college i ate a bag of carrots, went to a party, got raging drunk, and threw up all over the bathroom. actually, i was trying to hurl in the toilet, but i missed. tequila, what are you gonna do. anyway, i cleaned it up with the towels that were conveniently in the bathroom shelf, hid them behind the crapper, and walked out like nothing happened. 10 mins later someone went in and screamed.
they blamed the jerk that they had kicked out earlier for smoking weed. I passed out in the easy chair.
I like to pee in the sink instead of the toilet at restaurants sometimes. I mean, c’mon, they must be expecting it a little since the sinks are the perfect height! Also, I like Amazing Super Powers.
i dont seed my torrents! IM SORRY WORLD!
YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER
You bastard! 😛
I, uh, read a comic called AmazingSuperPowers. Yeah.
I once peed in a sink in a castle.
I often pee in sinks when I’m at someone’s house for the first time.
I order double cheese at Subway and then don’t mention it when it’s time to pay.
I jerk off standing on my toes for some reason.
I shot the Sheriff.
But I DID NOT shoot the Deputy.
i was told i need my wisdom teeth removed because they’ll fuck up my mouth if they grow out. that was over 5 years ago and I haven’t been to a dentist since, because i’m scared as a little girl when it comes to dentists. nobody of my family and friends or even my girlfriend of 4 years knows about this
When I was in middle school we had to hand in our homework on 3.5″ floppy disks for some subjects. I wrote a program that corrupted the filesystem on the disk so it looked like it was accidentally magnetized, but the first few lines of the one file that was on the disk was readable. This way I usually got an extra week to finish my assignment (I used this time to improve on my program). I managed to do it 5 times during my 3 years there and was never caught.
You, sir, are an inspiration. A quite elegant solution…
Although there is the drawback that you can’t change the first few lines when writing the rest of the assignment, as a quick and useful hack that certainly ranks.