Pillar Of Salton August 21, 2013 at 5:00 am
The Bible is full of all types of crazy stuff! Did you know there’s a whole story about a dude who built a boat and he put EVERY ANIMAL into it because God felt like drowning everyone? And there’s another story about a dude who walked on water before turning his friend into a zombie? And in one section, it casually describes the END of the WORLD?
How in the hell is church boring when religion is full of the coolest, most radical tales? Maybe they should worry less about which foods you’re allowed to eat and strangers’ sexual preferences and instead focus on the FLOODS and EXPLOSIONS and ANIMAL BOATS.
Dr. Tamblyn? No tag?
You’re right about making church more exciting. But of course, the point isn’t entertainment so much as learning how to live well. And sorry, but I can’t resist making some corrections to your post-script. God didn’t “feel like” drowning everyone, that sounds flippant. Zombies are undead (not really alive), but Lazarus came back to life. And I’m not sure what you’re referencing with the end of the world, but if it’s Revelation, the book is far from casual. Still all cool stories, and much more interesting to read for oneself.
Don’t push it, Lot.
This is the second hover-text sex move ASP has devised. Salty Pillars, Soggy Racoons, what’s next?
What about with Salt-N-Pepa?
That is a salient question, but I think he should have asked it at the taberNaCl instead…
That’s something an old saltie would say.
So use a condom.
Because I’m sure you agree with every harmless sexual practice in existence, right? And I’m sure you NEVER make up arbitrary reasons to consider a practice wrong. Only religious people do that!
I love the footnotes Wes and Tony are leaving now. They’re as great as the comics; sometimes better!
How about the time a man was trolled into nearly killing his son?
The answer was clearly a yes – he got drunk and shagged his daughters. (Who he’d previously offered to the mob to gang rape) This then was the ‘One good man’ of Soddom and Gomorrah.
Never mind that a woman who wasn’t a virgin when she married was supposed to be stoned to death, and a woman who didn’t marry was supposed to go to hell.
fuckin’ salt is better than what Lot did in the Bible (fuckin’ his daughters)
Shake it like a salt shaker!
And if the salt pillar called lot’s wife in Israel is to be believed she was a very big girl….
Is the salty pillar in any way related to the Soggy Raccoon?