A large record collection still manages to retain its charm at least, as opposed to CDs and DVDs which seem to be disappearing in time. I’ve been in a few peoples’ houses to find they have massive DVD collections; we’re talking thousands and thousands of discs sorted alphabetically. “What if someone comes over and wants to watch 200 movies?” they ask themselves while buying a box set with all five Bring It On films, trying to pretend that Blu-Ray doesn’t exist and they don’t have to start their collection from scratch. Meanwhile, the entire thing could be replaced with a big fat hard drive today :-/

But that’s the way of the world I guess! Soon I’ll be replaced with a comic-bot that produces twice as many jokes and only a fraction of the human waste. Maybe even more jokes than waste! Naw, that’s crazy talk.