Girls’ Brunchon July 19, 2013 at 5:00 am
We should always be having brunch! Brunch is incredible! It can be anything. It can be breakfast, it can be lunch, it can get you drunk, it can be a group thing, it can fill the gaping void in your life where the reason you get up every morning should be, it can be a sandwich.
It can’t be dinner though.
That first lady can’t tell shit between a frog and a prince charming.
I think she took that “Slow Hand” song way too seriously.
I think she came out ahead.
I had to go down on a few phones before I found my phone, if you know what I mean.
For brunch, Bloody Mary’s for apéritifs’, followed by sherry as a digestif.
The ladies’ bitch session (i.e., “brunch”) isn’t complete without a few frog/toad/salamander/tortoise/turtle/hot dog jokes.
I got a rock…
Best recent one, I did a genuine lol
“Oh, and the sex is great”