We have good news for all of you who are fans of our illustrious goldfish and are also walking around cold and naked: A NEW ASP T-SHIRT!

It is printed on super-awesome American Apparel and printed with 40% more love than any other distributor. It’s a great way to show your support for ASP and offset ever-rising bandwidth costs! In style!

A portion of proceeds go to us liking you better.

Look at those beautiful things. And yes, that is a CD for size reference.

Look at that. Look at that with your eyes. That could be your torso.