So disturbing, yet hysterical
What else would you do with children other than child labor….
Depends on your definition of ‘labor’
Freeze them to death. Did you even read the comic? It’s very efficient to kill the-… oh, you know what? You’re right. This was stupid, I’m so sorry.
hey, should’nt he play a PAN flute?
That should have been the tip off for those kids. It’s a lesson they’ll never forget. Or live to remember.
Why do you make such puns? And also, that’s not Peter Pan. He doesn’t freeze you. Not at all. I get it though, PAN ’cause it is Peter Pan.
It should be cause there’s no way he can play a regular flute with 4 fingers
Six fingers by your logic.
Four fingers by the previous logic – as you don’t use your thumbs when playing the flute → He with 6 fingers total plays with four.
(Maybe you use one thumb idk his thumbs seem pretty useless there)
I jizzed at the Hidden Comic pun.
O.o It all makes sense now.
bwahahaha :’D one of my favs! seriously where do you get these ideas?! pure genius…
There is a cave high in the mountain passes of Tibet where a penis-eating demon will give comic ideas, if only you are willing to pay the terrible, terrible price…
(Incidentally, it’s $300. Which everyone agrees is pretty steep. Oh- you thought- no, he advertises for that on Craigslist. You’d think it’d be hard to find volunteers, but that’s because you forgot about Germany.)
The disturbing thing is, that’s exactly the sort of thing Peter Pan would do. “Innocent and heartless” indeed.
amzing name Mr. McSexerton
I’m pretty sure nobody ever describes the traditional Peter Pan character as “heartless”. Quite the opposite, usually.
Anyone else read peter pan’s voice as Micheal Jackson in their head?
No, i read it as how I’d imagine pedobear would sound like. though, it does bear a resemblance to herbert the pervert.
That’s pretty fucked up right there…
Fuck I read it in MJ’s voice too…
You mean just like every other comic in this archive.
I’ve actually read somewhere that the legend of Peter Pan originated with a young orphan boy who would climb up to the bedroom windows of the rick folks’ children to trick them into thinking that they could fly, so they would jump out their windows. He then took things from their rooms and climbed back to the cold street from which he came.
He DID spare them the tedium and corruption of growing up, though.
Yeah! I read that, too!
I’m pretty sure it was either in an issue of Urban Legends Digest, or at that snopes.com site.
yeah that’s why the author didn’t even write the story (or even “adapt” from a different story) of Peter Pan until 1937 because it was suuuuch a popular urban legend before it was ever invented. It was written for adults and stage and even then only one installment in the “series” of Peter Pan is what everybody is familiar with. Originally called “The boy who would grow up” was the only one where he had any interaction with Wendy and her brother’s.
darn typos lol. I meant to say “the boy would WOULDN’T grow up” and “brothers” not “brother’s” Anyway, more info, the only reason they chose women to play Peter pan on stage is because it was hard to find even younger children to play the Lost Boys if they used a male actor. There is never a real description as to what he looked like except that he still had all his baby teeth and wore leaves. (Kinda creepy) lol
dude i read michael jacksons voice also
Did anyone get the bit about fairy dust? :-/
You beat me to it -.-
omg i loveeeeee when they use dark humor . . . it’s pretty great
I’ll never look at Peter Pan the same way again!
well…. if you look at it this way………
peter pan is a hundred year old creep that keep telling little girls and boys to go to NEVER LAND with him and have good times.
and that don’t seem wrong to you?
Nah, it’s doing very well in its current iteration as the story of Edward and Bella.
Curly has a messed up head.
remember in HOOK when the lost boys are all chanting “RUFIO, RUFIO!”? well that wasn’t his name. pan rolls with the rufinol all day
rufio is my boyfriend
I was actually expecting that last panel to be them splattered on the ground cuz they jumped out the two story window
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