25 Random Things LOL
on February 13, 2009 at 3:51 pmEveryone on Facebook is doing 25 random things about themselves. Consider this bandwagon jumped on:
RULES (according to the chain post): Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, felonies, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, fuck you.
1. All of my money is safely invested in lottery tickets.
2. I have never been able to correctly spell pkyvqgccceknzv.
3. Millions of years ago I killed the dinosaurs.
4. My beard exists solely to cover an embarrassing tattoo of a beard.
5. Every time I go to the zoo, I steal a penguin. I’m building an army.
6. I once went on an adventure in a dark magic school bus. We went to the fifth circle of hell.
7. I invented the shark. Sorry.
8. I’ve been to the moon and it’s covered with cocaine. No, wait, I have that backwards.
9. I can pull coins out of people’s ears but it’s a very lengthy and costly operation.
10. Due to reverse evolution, I am now the proud owner of a third hand. Also, gills.
11. Unrelated, I stole someone’s hand once.
12-23. (Unique genital variations)
24. I spent three years as a drummer for U2.
25. Hell is a place on Earth and we all live there.
why are you sorry about inventing the shark? sharks are the most coolest animal in the animal kingdom, if not the animal empire.
No.
Search “pistol shrimp” on youtube and THEN we’ll see what the coolest animal in the animal kingdom is.
SPOILER ALERT: It’s the pistol shrimp.
There’s a reason I love you, mysterious blog posting person you!
Great list. Happy Valentine’s Day (or Single’s Awareness Day)!
i thought my hand was stolen. thanks.
If you had been the inventor of putting a LASER on a shark’s head, I think I’d’ve been more impressed.
“If you had been the inventor of putting a LASER on a shark’s head, I think I’d’ve been more impressed.”
Nope, that was me.
I discovered that when you mix peas and corn you get porn… canned, frozen, or fresh is your choice. *wink*
For God’s sake, stay away from the penguins. It’s a trap!!!!
Am I the only one that’s curious about the unique genital variations (numbers 12-23 to be exact)?
Let’s hope, not, Olivia. That’s my only hope to make it big on the Internet if ASP falls flat.
I love the list, all very funny. I think everyone should add more to it. A chain list of random things. And yes Olivia, I am also curious about the genitalia thing. There are 11 different variations? hahaaa
RE: Olivia
#12-23 are pretty much all penis augmentation techniques to get on par with the nogs.